Know what I hate on UK TV.?

why would she?... are you a christian?

you know actually yes... I think a Christian would make a great wife for me too... now just have to work on presuading Lozi and I'm set

 

No claire i am not a christian.. i am so far removed from that its possibly quite scarey.. but i don't hold other peoples views against them (much ).. Just possibly a bit of the ying yang thing i would hope.. i was only giving into being pious with the whole 'spiritual' thing claire.. it was just a joke ?? not that i would mock with malice :& ...

 

crazy frog upsets me as it originally came from a biker site...now everyone likes it...still it was funny before t.v killed it

 

its all crap...except for richard and judy and the bit bout soaps!

 

what tv .. or this thread.

 

I liiiiike...

A touch of Frost ^_^
Inspector Morse ^_^
Silent witness ^_^
Midsomer Murders ^_^
The inspector Linley (sp?) Mysteries ^_^
Blue Murder ^_^
etcetera ^_^

and

Smack the pony ^_^

 

One of the best things on TV recently, and referring to matthew's signature picture ... has been Peep Show. One of those really intelligent, innovative, articulate and dark-in-a-post-Chris-Morris-way new comedies that channel 4 does so well (see also The Green Wing). It captures perfectly what it's like to be a complete loser ... and the exquisite pain of knowing full well that you are...

One of my favourite quotes from the last series is "Well, if you don't have room for someone who stands against everything you believe in, what kind of a hippy free-for-all is this?!" (Which is quite an apt quote for matthew I suppose)

And ... "Oh, this is just one of those moments that's going to haunt me for the rest of my life..." I've had one or two of those recently!

The Smoking Room on BBC2 also seemed quite good...

 

*mildly amused*.. What level of crazy are you actualy at ?. You should try reading more of my posts than your doing at the moment .. if you don't wish too .. then random acts like this will just keep us both mildly amused i suppose.. Mmmmm scrub that YOU were mildly amused, i bet you were roflyao writing that post, right ?.

 

Irony matthew ... irony...

 

Yeah i will have to try a bit of your brand of irony one day soon. OOOPS Oh i forgot, i can't be arsed .

 

Stop it, stop it, your words cut me to the core

 

oohhhh thanks showmet , i just remembered a article i read today ...

http://www.guardian.co.uk/g2/story/0,3604,1396917,00.html

 

Which reminds me, there will be a new Chris Morris programme on Channel 4 quite soon. I noticed an advert for it lasting no more than one second after the Simpsons tonight. It just flashed up on the screen NATHAN BARLEY and then disappeared again. That will be something on TV worth watching, it's starting in February apparently... Morris is the innovator behind much of the language, style and tone of programmes like Peep Show and The Green Wing.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/tv_and_radio/4083169.stm

 

Oh good thanks (were you passing on info or just thinking out loud ).. Looks good.. I thought their was something along this vain a few years ago.. who was in it *thinks* erm stephen fry , anyway ?.... *waits patiently for new seies* .

 

!! Youve just made my day chaps

a new Chris Morris show! the man is a legend! they need coogan in it

anyone seen the Day Today?

The Bureau Du Change! hahahaha

Fur-Q!

oh dear im in histerics and im not even watching the show

 

Thats really spooky.
I was in my local city and thought about that Bureau De Change clip today.
Weird stuff, then I come home look in the forum and it's here before my very eyes.
It's hillarious.
Oh yeh, I'm a massive ''The Day Today'' fan as well.
Chris Morris is a legend.
Ever listen to ''Blue Jam'' on the radio.?

 

I have the whole thing on about thirty tapes Cool as fuck:H

 

Good stuff.
I think they are also on line to download in MP3 format too,
but hate to think how long that would take to get.

 

Day before yesterday I picked me car up from the garage. Geezer says, ''Over there, mate.'' And I look.

I cannot bloody believe it. The car is only four foot long! I said, ''What's this?'' He goes, "it's your car.'' ''What do you mean it's my fucking car?'' ''It was like that when you brought it in.'' I said, ''Don't fuck me about, how did I drive that? It's only 2'6'' tall!'' He goes, ''You must've put on some weight.'' Then the manager comes out.

''What the fuck's goin' on?'' I said, ''I paid for this.'' He goes, ''What's wrong with it?'' ''What do you fucking mean? Look at the size of it! It's only about four fucking foot long! What've you done?!'' He says, ''That's how it came in. I remember it cos I used to have one meself.'' ''A fucking four-foot Vauxhall? Oh fucking yes!'' I said, ''is that what I have to drive away?'' And he said, ''It's your car, take it or leave it, it's up to you.''

So I had to fucking squeeze into it, didn't I? Fucking knees round me ears in this four-fucking-foot car that's only 2'6'' tall! I mean, what am I? Fucking Noddy?!

 

It's easy to kill a badger,
just kick it's face off.