what does your partner say after having sex??

As it was some while ago, let me think ..... I believe it was a gentle kiss and sweet sigh of "Goodnight Sweetheart"

 

Differents guys and differents things:
Oh, you raped me.
Now you will pee white(he left his cum inside me)
You know how move it in the bed.
You make happy this oldman guy girl.
etc

 

Umm...Wasn't expecting you for lunch today...

 

From my wife: "Shit! Good orgasm! I love you...."

 

bye

 

"I haven't been fucked like that since grade school."

C/S,
Rev J

 

"Is it in yet?"

 

Now it's "I love you." Once long ago it was, "What do you mean 'the condom tore'?"

 

"i have to go pick up my boyfriend now"

 

10 times outta nine, she'll say: "Get that thing hard again. I'm not done!"

She'd make an excellent cougar.

 

That'll be 2000 pesos please.

 

Well have to remember to do this again ... next year.

 

If I was to say what my wife says after sex then you'd all think I was bragging.
So I won't!

 

"Who were those guys?"

 

Please give me a few minutes to rest.

 

"I love you." Then after a cuddle, "Good night."

 

Tina Turner wrote her song to tell the world about me after we had sex the first time
You’re the best!
Some said nothing, not impressed. I could tell
Said nothing
It felt so good
I came so hard
Oh my god it was amazing
Giggle and say nothing except later

 

My wife usually texts me to tell me she is heading home.

Okay, so that is a mix between a Rodney Dangerfield joke and a fantasy of mine.

 

Depends on which partner. Ranges from "you're such a good slut" to "I love you so much" lol

 

My husband doesn't say anything, I leave him breathless..