If You Were Darth Vader...

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  1. The Walking Dickhead

    The Walking Dickhead orbiter of helion

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    I know I'm being to harsh on insects, I prefer the ones that just stay under a rock or something
     
  2. The Walking Dickhead

    The Walking Dickhead orbiter of helion

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    All over the insect mind is this rumour that somewhere beyond the earth lies a bigger world inhabited by giants who are bound by the force of the Earth's gravity and can sometimes see you
     
  3. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    was jabba the hutt an insect?
     
  4. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    I wouldn't be Darth Vader. He's ugly. :)

    I would be... someone much cooler and who wasn't encumbered with injuries.
     
  5. Joshua Tree

    Joshua Tree Remain In Light

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    Iceman?

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  6. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    I always like Val Kilmer. :D

    Thought he was awesome in The ghost and the Darkness. :)
     
  7. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    According to Wookieepedia, Technically no, since slugs are considered gastropods, not insects.

    “Hutts are a large slug-like sentient species who are native to the planet Nal Hutta. They are well known as galactic gangsters whose Grand Hutt Council controlled the Hutt Clan crime syndicate


    Hotwater
     
  8. Seriously, I have mixed feelings about insects. Flies are really annoying. None of them are too pretty to look at. Their presence kind of makes things uglier. But I sort of love the little guys too. They're just little friends. I know people say if they were great big they'd eat us, but I'm not so sure. I think they might help us to carry heavy loads, in more ways than one.
     
  9. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    I don't mind modern day insects but 300 million there was a dragonfly with a wingspan of 2 feet
    that might be quite annoying have something that size buzzing around your head


    Hotwater
     
  10. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

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    Yeah because of the high levels of oxygen. It's likely people would be bigger if we were around then too.
     
  11. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    I'm with Irmi: If I would be Anakin Skywalker I would not have gotten into a fight with my teacher near a shitload of liquid lava :p
     
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  12. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    none of what i want, can really be achieved with the tools vadar had.

    so like i said, i'd dissappear.
     
  13. Sitka

    Sitka viajera

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    Mango flies. Fucking mango flies.
     
  14. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

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    I never knew mangos had their very own flies...
     
  15. Sitka

    Sitka viajera

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    Google it. They lay their eggs on wet laundry and then grubs grow out of your skin. My dog gets them every once in a while.
     
  16. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    and you never see just one dragonfly. every dragonfly i ever see in always in the process of mating. those things must have sex 24/7.

    so basically, you would have been buzzed by 4 feet of dragonfly fucking.
     
  17. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

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    little warning next time, i prefer my lunch on the inside of me.
     
  18. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

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    I want one for my yard....
     
  19. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    That's absolutely correct the oxygen content back then was 31% compared to 21% today everything was bigger



    Hotwater
     
  20. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

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    Forget where you said it so I will reply here.

    So much for the game of supremacy in the afc.
    I don't think Landry can throw more than 30 yards.
    Hopefully we meet healthy in the playoffs.
     
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