Craziest Thing To Find In The Woods

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  1. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    you forgot to mention the index fossil of post industrial humans, the aluminum beer can.

    indeed, finding other evidence of recent human occupation, without them, is kind of rare.
     
  2. BeachBall

    BeachBall Nosey old moo

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    A sign saying "Please rake the bunker for the next player"
     
  3. themnax

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    a metal sign on a wooden post that doesn't have bullet holes in it.
     
  4. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    A tree,sitting on a bench,who looks up and says "Awite mate-are you lost too?"
     
  5. themnax

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    no trees at all (but then it wouldn't exactly be the woods)
     
  6. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    Statler & Waldorf,heckling everyone who gets lost
     
  7. magickman

    magickman Supporters HipForums Supporter

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    A Bobcat. I didn't see it, but was mushroom hunting in the woods this spring with a friend and heard one. They have just been released here in the wild, even though there have always been a select few.
    Now they are common. That is one scary sound, and in our area it's obvious as fuck what it was. Enough to make your hair stand up. Especially while neither of us were carrying a sidearm. Last time I go into the woods unarmed.
     
  8. themnax

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    if you hate or fear what you don't understand, you don't belong in its house.

    a rubic's cube.
     
  9. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    A notice,saying 'There are no woods here-you're dreaming again'
     
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    BeachBall Nosey old moo

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    A kinky story written specially for Morrow
     
  12. Sevens

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    If I go into the woods and find no trees I might go slightly crazy.
     
  13. The Walking Dickhead

    The Walking Dickhead orbiter of helion

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    A pair of Angela Eagle's drawers soaked in Jeremy "The Jizzmeister" Corbyn's man porridge
     
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    Deadpool knitting a scarf for Spidey
     
  15. themnax

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    a fat guy with tiny hands and orange hair.
     
  16. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    Themnax & Beachball,sitting in a tree

    K I S S I ...go on-you ALL know that one...
     
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  17. secret_thinker

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    A squirrel eating oranges
     
  18. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    who or what is beachball? sounds like it might have been fun.
     
  19. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    beachball is a nice member here at hipforum..just scroll up a bit ...she posts in this thread


    craziest thing to find in the woods would be hillary clinton sucking off the donald with bill filming it ....ok ill admit its quite likely and not so crazy
     
  20. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    Spiffy,the REAL crazy bit would be when Bill yells to Hillary "Ok,MY turn!"

    ....And Hillary takes over the filming....
     

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