What Does This Mean?

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  1. Wu Li Heron

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    In California there has been an increase in people pulling over on the highway, jumping out of their cars, and stealing a dozen or so avocados from orchards. Its a reminder to pick some up on the way back from work.
     
    Wu Li Heron, Sep 21, 2016
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  3. The Walking Dickhead

    The Walking Dickhead orbiter of helion

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    I know right?

    I've paid full lolly for them and cut them open to find the inside somewhat more akin to that of a frog's innards than a luscious, buttery vitamin and protein fest.

    Other times I've paid pennies for them off the out of date shelf and it's like olive oil ice cream.

    Supermarkets are funny

    Do you like supermarkets?

    Sometimes I like to go to the supermarket

    I have decided to start talking like Poppy

    Poppy is the next stage in the evolution of humans towards automasis

    I'm not entirely sure what automasis means but it sounds like a good word
     
    The Walking Dickhead, Sep 21, 2016
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  5. egger

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    And don't y'all be poking fun at southern twang.

    hillbilly 1: I hurt my knee.
    hillbilly 2: Have a scar?
    hillbilly 1: No thanks. I don't smoke.
     
    egger, Sep 21, 2016
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  7. Meliai

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    They're perfect for like an hour. Eat one before the alotted hour and they're hard and fibrous, eat one after the hour and they're brown and rotten
     
    Meliai, Sep 21, 2016
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  9. lode

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    What's the most avocado like car?

    Ford Focus?
     
    lode, Sep 21, 2016
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  11. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

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    Truthfully... They are rotten during that hour too.


    I don't like rotten food, thus I never eat avocado.
     
    Tyrsonswood, Sep 21, 2016
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  13. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    toyota prius


    always a big stupid nut inside
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Sep 21, 2016
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  15. Ashalicious

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    The resident smarty pants strikes again.
     
    Ashalicious, Sep 21, 2016
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  17. thefutureawaits

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    Avocado is a daily food for me. Coupled with tomato
     
    thefutureawaits, Sep 21, 2016
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  19. expanse

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    hillbilly 1: Jeet yet?
    hillbilly 2: No...jew?
    hillbilly 1: Naw. Yuntoo?
    hillbilly 2: Aight!
     
    expanse, Sep 21, 2016
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  21. SpaceSissy

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    God that is an awful one! I hate guacamole BTW!!
     
    SpaceSissy, Sep 21, 2016
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  23. themnax

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    cop pulls over driver: got any i.d.
    r.n.h.:'bout what?
     
    themnax, Sep 22, 2016
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  25. newo

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    Too many people in America have cars! We've become a carnation!
     
    newo, Sep 22, 2016
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  27. Piaf

    Piaf Senior Member

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    Piaf, Sep 22, 2016
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  29. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Exactly: In Boston it translates to “Have a car though”

    (a)Hahv a cah doh


    Hotwater
     
    hotwater, Sep 23, 2016
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  31. The Walking Dickhead

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    Also in Liverpool
     
    The Walking Dickhead, Sep 23, 2016
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  33. mallyboppa

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    Me too !
     
    mallyboppa, Sep 23, 2016
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  35. Asmodean

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    Asmodean, Sep 23, 2016
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    pensfan13, Sep 24, 2016
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