1001 Useless Jobs

Telemarketer

 

Ullapool pancake remover

 

Professional internet troll, i.e affiliate marketer

 

VCR repair man

 

wasp whisperer

 

Dunno if it counts,but I once had a job collecting litter.
...I didn't get any formal training-just picked it up as I went along....

 

Oh, you mean litterally...

(rubbish joke)

X-Factor Host

 

accountant



in haiti

 

What happened to Y and Z?

Yellow line quality inspector

 

Caterpillar's toenail trimmer

 

Caterpillar Onesy maker!

 

Chopstick Sharpener

 

well since this was derailed a while back, I'm going to advance it for my answer.

"Human Resources" in an American company.
Good money, just to BS the employee, and then go and tell all the bosses on the floor afterwards what you said.
And then he can go around flirting with the gals, on our dime.
I worked in a company where this was a fact. Looking back it's hilarious.

 

Stop moaning-we got up to 'C'!

Dandelion Strangler

 

Elf shrinker

 

Flatulence Detector

 

Ashtray depth inspector

 

Someone qualified to remove the A-Z in the title of this thread.


Oh they can also move the "Of"

 

nope. nobody took "z" yet.

zeotropic alchemist.

there, now all better.

 

We on B now then, or back to A again?

Butter Bean rehydration monitor