You've Entered A Dark Place. You Are Likely To Be Eaten By...

A grue.

If you knew that, then you are pretty cool for being aware of Zork.

I am an old skool gamer.
I played all of the ancient arcade games Pac Man, Defender, Donkey Kong, Mrs. Pac-Man, etc, when they were new.

Oh, and I was born at a very early age.
I also still own my first pc and console.
Atari 2600
and the Commodore VIC-20

I am single, never married, no kids, never had any kind of girlfriend, and I'm straight. Well, asexual is about as close as I can get to the reality of it.

I am autistic.
Asperger's Syndrome
And I am shy.
But I am intelligent and creative.

What else about me.
I am one of Jehovah's Witnesses.

I love books, I own a 1300+ book library, mostly non fiction, alot on sciences, do it yourself books, reference books, religious books, and a few classics of literature. My cousin once said that when society collapses, we can come over to my house to rebuild civilization because of the knowledge I've accumulated.

One of the online personality profile test things called me a "Knowledge Archivist"
I am an INTJ personality type also known as a Mastermind on the Myers Briggs Type Indicator.

I am a virgin due to my religious beliefs, and because I have not gotten married yet.

I can solve the mysteries of the universe, but not figure out how to get a girlfriend.
I am serious about that.

I've solved the following problems / or created my own hypothesis on several theories:
- Solved The Dark Matter Problem
- I know what's inside a Black Hole
- There is no such thing as Gravity
- I know what love is
- and i've recently solved the Mating Ritual problem. Trouble is, I have low self esteem, and therefore I don't believe I'm attractive or could ever find someone who would want me.

But enough about me
(i love humor)

 

Welcome.

I think I may be a INFP.

 

I Don't Know Wether To Welcome You Or Run For My Life....... :yikes: .

Guess I'll Live Dangerously And Say Welcome To Hip Forums..................................................Then Run Like Hell.....



Cheers Glen.

 

welcome to here

 

Hello and welcome!

You might want to try seeing a therapist about your self-esteem problems. You might want to read about Asperger's syndrome if you haven't already to gain some self-understanding.

You might be able to find a nice girl in your church. Maybe even confide your problems to someone in a position of authority at your church, they may be able to help you.

May good things come to you soon!

 

Yeah, I didn't read much but kudos for something different.

 

I have Aspergers too. Really shy and reluctantly self conscious.

 

Sorry to hear that. Welcome to HF!

 

Hello. Welcome