Things You Say Often

'Sup?

 

Suave

 

Awesome!

 

I don't remember you telling me that.

 

Lately,it's "Buzzaruggrrffshrrknmrrfarkknshug!" in my best but unmeant Muttley impression...coz I got a new MacBook Pro Retina thingy for my birthday...which is nice,fine,super - except that BLOODY El Capitan o/s upgrades every 20 seconds,Safari constantly tells me it 'can't find the server' and the POXY icloud thingy,which I always assiduously avoid being sucked into,thumbed it's metaphorical nose at me and in that REALLY annoying sing-song voice,said "I've gottorl yer pho-tos;ner-ner-n-ner-nerrr". [well,it did if you're me,anyway] BLOODY thing! So,I now have Waterfox in place of Safari [stitch THAT,Apple!] I've told icloud to shove the photos up it's arse,[I have other copies saved on disc] and El-I can't stop myself updating constantly-Capitan can go drink fish farts until it finally settles on an update it likes! Snazaraggumgrazzabraggaruffm! [other than that,it's a natty bit of gear] Ok-carry on,chaps...

 

Yes

 

No...

 

I don't know.

 

Not bad, pretty good!!!!

(explanation points because I usually say this with plenty of enthusiasm)








What song do you want to hear?

 

I'm going to squirt you!

 

Off me!

(to a bug that keeps landing on me)

 

Bull shit!

 

Just one.

 

no

 

fuck you

 

New lower prices, my ass....

 

Fuck all of my ducks!

 

bismillah

 

Yinz goin dahntown

 

oi vey