What's The Most Erotic/kinky Thing You Never Did?

I didn't know you were a musician! What kind of music do you make/play?

 

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Re; What's The Most Erotic/kinky Thing You Never Did?

While enjoying a night out with friends, I came upon a stunning blond ( shoulder length, curly hair, green eyes.)
She was celebrating her birthday at the pub, and drinking to excess, as one does on their birthday.
I couldn't look away from this woman all night. What I failed to notice, is that she had eyed me up too.
When my friends & I were ready to leave, I decided to wish her a happy birthday. I hugged her and whispered it in her ear.

She proceeded to bite & nibble my ear, asked me where I went to school & told me "I was hot!" That was completely unexpected to me. She told me to find her on face book as I left.

Occasionally I think of what could have been that night & why it didn't...
For the life of me, I can't think of a good reason it didn't.

 

I was trolling the waters one night online, looking to hookup for some phone sex. I found a woman on a popular chat site, an Oregonian like myself, and as we chatted, we discovered that we sort of knew each other. She and I had gone to high school around the same time at small town schools that were only about three miles apart and we even shared a few of the same friends. We ended up having phone sex that night and continued to email each other after that. She was separated from her husband so she was a free agent yet was trying to patch things up at the same time. She would send me photos of her tits (quite spectacular) and on at least one occasion, I sent her a voice recording, telling her how I wanted to fuck her. This went on for awhile until one night when she called me. She was out drinking with a girl friend at a restaurant/bar. The friend was getting drunk and hitting on the girl that I knew...apparently she was super horny. My friend wanted to come by my apartment and bring her drunk friend. Here was my chance at everyman's dream, a potential threesome and one where at least one of the women was willing to go both ways. I was intrigued and mortified at the same time. I told her that I sort of had plans that night and I wasn't sure if I'd be home...I know, stupid. They ended up coming by twice that night and pounding on my door. I was so scared that I pretended to be gone. The situation never repeated itself. The friend and I lost touch after that although I do see her in passing every now and then. I can't help wonder what might have happened that night if I would have had the balls to answer my door.

 

I had a chance to have sex with a teacher. She never taught any of my classes, but she was in my school. It was all set up by her bf another teacher at the school I attended. She wasn't that hot, and when he wanted to get a bit too friendly with me, I let him know I wasn't interested in that. If she looked anything like a few of the teachers who have been caught, having sex with students. I would have jumped her bones in a second, and not even told anybody.

 

Wife went to work so I decided to have a long jerk session. Got the lube, a towel to put under me for no mess on the couch and a anal dildo. The wife bought me. Got comfee on the couch recliner and started in. After about 10 min. I turned on the vibe dildo and slowly slid it in my ass. Great feeling by the way. Anyhow Most kinky part--> Bang the back door opens to my apartment and my name is yelled by .. My wife's mother YUP. At this point I'm freaking cause the backdoor and 5 steps through the kitchen and there I am and yes there she was. So of course I'm grabbing anything I can to cover with and turning beat red and nervous lol.
She says to me after a what seemed lime forever stare. You really need to lock your chain on your door if your gonna do that, and says we will pretend this never happened. Smiled and walked out. Of course u can guess who I jerked off to after she left

 

I'm not into older women, or married women.

 

I totally agree. True friends are ones that time may seperate, but the relationship continues on. Having a friend to come back to is a great thing.

 

The remaining fantasies that are still unfulfilled are scissors and a dark black Brazilian man.

 

Had sex in my college library with my gf at the time. It was winter break, and we went to the top floor of the library between two bookshelves - she pulled down my pants, I lifted her dress up, and did it right then and there. She was so wet, I slid right in just like that. We were quiet for about 5 minutes, but near the end both of us could not keep it in. There was a security guard near by but too embarrassed to show his face when he heard the sounds.

 

I think you need to re-read to topic title, with special attention to the second-to-last word.

 

I have fantasies I want to act out - One is have 2 female subs to play with, me standing, and they are both on their knees. One sucks my cock as the other rims me while my balls and legs and ass are caressed by both of them... after that, fuck one as she is facedo wn and take breaks by fucking the mouth of the other one

I have some dark and rather kinky fantasies, of doing a hard core play rape, or using a bamboo rod on a masochistic woman's ass... but she gets off on it and is totally my sex slave afterwards.

 

We rent out the third floor of our house and you can occassionaly hear people having sex up there. Once when my wife was out of town, I saw the tenant, a girl, go upstairs with a guy adn a girl. It wasn't long before i could hear them going at it. I was sooooo tempted to go up and into the apartment and join in, but I didn't. Regrets? YES

 

I also seriously regret this. There is a lday who I've been wanting to fuck since I first saw her. I was walking past her house one day on the way home from the Y. It was a summer morning and I was sweaty. She said hi. She was dressed in her pajamas but sitting outside. I said hi too and stopped to talk. BS talk about what a nice day it was. She said it could be real nice as she spread her legs apart. I said something like "Yes it could be." She walked into her house and I followed, cock stiffening. We began to kiss... yes I am kissing a woman I've been wanting to fuck the hell out of for years. She walked up her steps and I caught up with her and we laid on the steps kissing. There was all kinds of play going on. Hands down pants and the like. I couldn't believe it, but I left the house quikcly when she looked at me and said, "Fuck me" I just couldn't do it. She was married with kids and so was I. Serious regret that i didn't fuck her and run. Serious regret

 

Just rubbing my girl to orgasm. She was very shy and overweight and very self-concious. She was also maltreated a bit as a child and girl, her dad never gave her enough attention so she had this complex of not being worth anything and not being attractive. But she really was and I was mad about her. Anyway, after many months and a lot of work she finally allowed my to slip my hand down her pants - and she was DRIPPING. She was absolutely perfect, so soft and slippery and tiny and it was the most erotic moment of my entire life when after some very careful rubbing and kissing and hugging her she eventually came - and she -SCREAMED- with it - a kind of crying, shuddering howl of such insane ecstasy it made my hair stand on end. Nobody had ever really paid her attention or made her feel good about herself, or have an orgasm - and it was the most kinky, erotic thing ever to see this wonderfully beautiful girl (who did not know or think she was worth anything) shriek and scream insanely with her orgasm. Nothing ever since has been so beautiful or so perfect and wonderful and unbearably sexually arousing than that moment when she had her first orgasm with my hand inside her slippery and dripping little sculptured, perfect vulva...