Does Thinking About Jesus While You're Having Sex Make You A Pervert?

Well in Catholicism, preachers aren't even allowed to marry or masterbate

 

Really? Everything is considered perverted in this day and age! One only need mention the word "sex" or anything related to it and he is labelled as a pervert! Honestly, the word "pervert" is overused and abused! Similar to words such as "whore, slut, slag", the word "pervert" has lost its original meaning.

 

Does Thinking About Jesus While You're Having Sex Make You A Pervert?

I think Pat Robertson and Joel Osteen do it.


Billy Graham's grandson resigns as leader of megachurch after affair

Megachurch leader wants everybody to put $300.00 in the collection plate for him to buy his own private jet...that'll get his rocks off.

http://myfox8.com/2015/03/16/megachurch-pastor-taking-heat-for-wanting-members-to-buy-a-jet-for-him/

 

That's probably true, King. I did wonder whether or not I was talking about genuine perversion or just your typical abnormal sex, which is actually healthy, I think.

I'm certainly not talking about your typical abnormal sex, though. But I think all the posts in this thread have been more to the point of that than I could ever be.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGjmNvDc870

 

Who does Jesus think about when he's having sex?

Does he call out his own name?

 

You are still expecting him to be sexually active after 2,000 years?

 

That would be a miracle.

 

He would probably screw you in the ass.

 

Probably uses his father's name, like a lot of people do. Even atheists!

Oh Godddddddddddd

 

Sticks penile member in comely lass----says "oh jesus, that feels good!

Lass=uh, why are you talking to yourself?

jesus= Oh yeah. See what you mean. Shoulda' mentioned dad, I guess.


Jesus walks in on god. He's on his knees mumbling. What are you doing, says jesus?
Uh--nothing, says god.
Sounded like you were PRAYING!
No I wasn't. And let's not mention this-EVER AGAIN. Unless you want some trouble.

 

Qs:-

1)Is it the beard you like?
or
2)Crosses, whips and all that?

Either way, yes its seriously fucked up!

 

Oh great...after reading through this thread it's going to be tough to not think about jesus during sex now.

 

Mission accomplished.

 

Ooh I'm shaking I'm shaking!

 

A friend of mine's sister is extremely religious, and a lay nun.

He told me Jesus Christ himself wouldn't be holy enough for her to go out with.

 

just means it's lousy sex

 

Does Thinking About Jesus While You're Having Sex Make You A Pervert?

I think it means you're an evangelical....

 

only if you're giving him a rim job while he is being hung