My New Scheme:

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Reverand JC, Jun 8, 2015.

  1. Reverand JC

    Reverand JC Willy Fuckin' Wonka

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    I think I'm going to cut my hair and shave my beard. After that I'm going to read muscle and fitness magazines to bone up on useless motivational sayings. I will then string them together in book form, buy an Armani suit and charge schmucks $3,000 a pop to come hear me speak at the Airport Hilton. The first part of the shpiel will be about maximizing your potential with minimal effort. Step one sit on your couch, step 2 do nothing. By simply sitting on your couch doing nothing you could potentially be doing anything. Thus your potential is maximized while the effort to maximize your potential is minimized. If you leave your couch or do anything while you are on your couch your potential will be minimized, and the effort needed will no longer be minimized.

    I just need a few more useless acronyms. Maybe a few actors to film testimonials about how my work effected their lives. Then the e-book and the 5 CD st of my seminar, and a coffee mug, t-shirt and tote bag. $3,000 a pop to get in plus another $500 for useless crap before you leave. What a deal!

    C/S,
    Rev J
     
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  2. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    I could potentionally be doing anything right now. :D
     
  3. Bunnielight

    Bunnielight Member

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    Personally, I really enjoy the journey of reaching your maximum potential. Isn't that kind of the fun of life?
     
  4. newbie-one

    newbie-one one with the newbiverse

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    Only $3000 to learn the secrets of unlocking my potential with minimum effort, all in a dynamic, interactive seminar environment? That sounds too good to be true!
     
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  5. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nhgfjrKi0o
     
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  6. Ashalicious

    Ashalicious Senior Member

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    The sad (or brilliant) thing is, there are probably fucks out there who will actually pay to attend such a seminar.
     
  7. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    Only one coffee mug? :(
     
  8. NoxiousGas

    NoxiousGas Old Fart

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    Oh this guy has you beat;

    Braco, The Healing Gazer
    http://www.braco.me/en/

    People pay this shmuck/genius $$$$ to just sit in a room and have him gaze at them for 15 minutes.
    no talking, no catchy slogans or inspirational/motivational crap, he just looks at you.
    so he is certainly making the most of your philosophy...LOL
     
  9. Joshua Tree

    Joshua Tree Remain In Light

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    The book definitely sounds like a winner

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyEf1_jBqSM
     
  10. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Sign my ass UP!! Check's in the mail
     
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