Let's complain about irrelevant things

Germans with their silly out of date beer laws.

 

Reading long lists of First World problems....

that....and fingerprints on rear-view mirrors.

 

My nails are getting to a bothersome length...sigh.

 

margarine tastes better, is cheaper, and will probably slowly kill me. while making me fatter than i would be if i just ate the straight butter. in sticks om nom nom

 

Speaking of pulp...Can't someone invent citrus fruit without pulp? It hurts my tummy.

 

They did it is called grapefruit juice.

Someone took my coat and replaced it with my supervisors big and dirty coat.

 

I noticed that in the supermarket here (netherlands) not all butter costs a lot more than margarine. To me margarine doesn't tastes better either. I did buy into the talk that it was supposed to be healthier for us for awhile though

 

Noobs coming into the forum and dragging up every old thread in a section so they can respond to the OP.... from like 6 years ago.

 

No one can be as old as you. Geritol, depends

 

Depends.... No.

 

The makers of cell phone devices advertise their product in fine print as safe when used as directed which means holding the device in some instances an inch away from your head.

 

Going to wash the dishes. Have a lot of them Better put some good music on.

 

^^^ I have a lot of dishes too. But I only use 2-3.

 

never heard of washing dishes with music, I suppose it could be done

 

You've got to have some good bass and turn up the volume real loud. But sometimes I use some hot water as well.

I tried this too, but it involves doing the dishes more often (albeit in more practical amounts)

 

My mom has to take 2 more pills...I think she is up to 14 a day and 2 inhailers.

 

or they can just make a new thread and hear the cries of "this already exists!" it's not like this is the most active forum in the world

 

Fuk the popo

 

Ye-zzzzzzzxxx

 

sleepy cat, you may have the single best sig pic on this website, i love it