Tonguing a Girl's Ass

Have none of you motherfuckers heard of soap and water?

Pro Tip: You don't lick asshole right after your girl takes a dump.

 

LOL my boyfriend just was like "You want me to lick your ass?" But I guess he's not too shy.

At first I was like I don't know how I feel about that, but we decided to try it. I like it, but anal sex is a definite no. We tried it a few times but it hurt me too bad; of course he doesn't understand why I never want to participate in that again.

Oh, and another thing, the shit coming out of there definitely has been discussed. If you're brave enough to lick an asshole then you should be brave enough to face the fact that shit comes out of it.

 

i just skimmed back through the whole thread and didn't see a single post about asshole dirtiness.

 

I done it a few times with my wife, everytime after she bath.

I absolutely love it! These are the reasons:
1) The maginificant views:
I make sure she gets on all fours, yes, doggie styyle. Her a-hole and vagina looks great exposed along her butt crack.

2) Her "moans of ecastasy":
Yes, when I licked her a-hole, she moans! And moans! and MOANS! Wow! I feel soooooo manly!
(Apart from the moans, I also enjoy seeing her wiggle her butt, and clamp her butt cheeks.)

3) The "taste of heaven":
I know what comes to your mind. But no. It's not SHIT. Coupled with the light frangrance of the bath foam, there is a smell/taste of erotic pungence. I become hard almost immediately. In fact, prolong licking will result in pre-cum and pre-mature ejaculation later.

4) The "contentment of life":
There is nothing greater than seeing my wife enjoying the moments of heightened sexuality. She will not orgasm from what I did. But she is definitely in heaven. The moans, the wiggling of her beautiful butts, the "withdrawal syndrome" (yes, she'll come back for more) all made the apparently "dirty" attempts worthwhile. (OK, I'll rinse my mouth after that, even brushed up. And I make sure I don't swallow any saliva!)

In conclusion, if you guys have not try it, IMO, you missed out a lot in life. So let your "super-clean" guard down. Just observe basic hygine. Then do it! When you reach where I've reached, you won't stop anymore.

Good luck!

 

I naturally want to lick a woman's ass and I'm not going to pretend otherwise. I get a hard-on just thinking about it and do it whenever I have my wife on all fours.

She thinks I'm a dirty so-and-so for doing it but she absolutely loves it too. I just wish she would return the favour by licking mine! (I'm working on it!!)

 

When arse is presented to me in front of my face I slap my two big hands on the top of her cheeks, stick my thumbs pressed right into her ass and stretch that open to see what a bad girl I've got. Then I go to town on that motherfucker.

 

omg i was just getting coffee and the girl working there was so hnngggg. she was like half white half black or something and had dreads. neat oens though not all over the place. omg i would stick my tongue SO far inside her ass. fuccckkkkkkkkkkkk i was harder then trying to describe the color turquoise to a blind person. i dont give a fuck if she ate taco bell 20 minutes prior i'd still do it.

 

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