what does your partner say after having sex??

Hugs Me In Gratitude, And Says, GLEN, You Da Man...



Cheers Glen...

 

is it in yet?

 

If The Question Was Posed "After" Sex, Then Surely It Should Have Been

"Was It In"....?



Cheers Glen.

 

thanks me

 

Empty your wallet into mine....Now you can leave.

 

good night

 

"Thanks, you were awesome!"

 

beep beep beep beep.. attention user your turbo suck unit requires recharging... beep beep beep.

 

^^^hee hee!

I hear, in no particular order:
incoherent babbling
thank you
you are amazing

 

9 times out of 10 my husband will kiss me and make some remark about how good it was. I get up to go wash up and by the time I get back he's asleep. I end up having to wash him off too.

 

My worst ever: "Done?"

Acceptable ones: "O... So good to have an orgasm!"

 

My anus is now broke

 

Baaaaa.... And Then Walks Back To Her Paddock....



Cheers Glen.

 

I wasn't aware you were of Welsh desent

 

I usually fall asleep half way through, so never get to see what happens

 

Why weren't you my girlfriend sooner?

 

She always say,"Thank you Brad Pitt!", then opens her eyes and says, "Oh,...hey...honey."

 

NO--I don't have change for a twenty.

 

20 pesos?

 

i have to pee..