"And you will know my name is the Lord...when I lay my vengeance upon thee!" - Samuel L. Jackson, Pulp Fiction
"Oh God you are soooo big. And, well, so absolutely huge. Gosh we're all really impressed down here I can tell you. Amen" The Meaning of Life
" I'm not a roman mum, I'm a kike, a yid, a heebie, a hook-nose, I'm kosher mum, I'm a Red Sea pedestrian, and proud of it! " The Life of Brian h
'The Horror'! Marlon Brando in 'Apocalypse Now'. Also the line 'Charlie don't surf' from the same film.
Or on a lighter note 'Always look on the bright side of life' from the crucifixion scene in 'The Life of Brian'.
Best one "Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke.(I seen him) you ever suck some dick for marijuana?" "HUH?!?!" "No cant say i have....."
"Jesus! Did i just say that or just think it? Was i talking? Did they hear me?" "Who said anything about slicing you up? I just wanna cut a little Z in you forehead. Hehehehe..." "In a few hours, she'll probably be sane enough to work herself into a towering Jesus-based rage at the hazy recollection of being seduced by some kind of cruel Samoan who fed her liquor and LSD, dragged her to a Vegas hotel room and savagely penetrated every orifice in her body with his throbbing, uncircumcised member."
From Harold & Kumar go to White Castle: "Did Doogie Howser just steal my fucking car?" "Yes... I think he did." "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
Some Repo Man quotes: "The lights are growing dim Otto. I know a life of crime has led me to this sorry fate, and yet, I blame society. Society made me what I am." "That's bullshit. You're a white suburban punk just like me." "Yeah, but it still hurts." ---------------------- "Credit is a sacred trust, it's what our free society is founded on. Do you think they give a damn about their bills in Russia? I said, do you think they give a damn about their bills in Russia?" "They don't pay bills in Russia, it's all free." "All free? Free my ass. What are you, a fuckin' commie? Huh?" "No, I ain't no commie." "Well, you better not be. I don't want no commies in my car. No Christians either." --------------------------- "What about our relationship?" "What?" "Our relationship!" "Fuck that!" "You SHITHEAD! I'm glad I tortured you!" ------------------------------ "You gonna give me my car, or do I gotta go to your house and shove your dog's head down the toilet?" ------------------------------ "Look at 'em, ordinary fucking people, I hate 'em."
Harold and Kumar go to White Castle: "Eighty dollars?! What kind of hippy are you?" "I'm a business hippy."
Kent Dorfman: Is this the Delta House? Bluto: Sure (as he urinates on his shoe) come on in from Animal House
Forrest Gump: "There's an awful lot you can tell 'bout a person by their shoes" --- "Where they goin'" "Where they been" "I've worn lots of shoes" peace 'n love, Savannah
from the Devil's Advocate (when entering Milton's Apartement) Kevin (Keanu Reeves): Where does he fuck? Milton (Al Pacino): Everywhere!! Kevin: Are you the devil? Milton: Call me Dad..