Merry Chatmas, Merry Chatmas, But I Think I'll Miss This One This Year

ha!

 

This is the first year in my life that I will not be seeing anybody for Christmas. It is literally just me and my partner this year.. My friends aren't able to come through today because they've had trouble with their tyres and chains and need to fix it all before attempting to come through alps. Kinda disappointing but it's better they stay safe than for me to see them soon. I'll see the the day after. =)

 

I won't look

 

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what is it?

 

hug

 

One Christmas celebration down, one to go. The kids were fairly well behaved tonight so that was nice. Tomorrow's should be a bit more quiet.

 

If only the adults slept at night they could keep up with their kids

 

I once spoke to a girl who worked as a nurse, and asked if she had ever walked in on any funky stuff going on.

She said there were once two male patients in separate beds in the same room, both with dementia. One was in a very sexual stage of dementia. The other had no idea what was going on. So the one who was in that extremely sexual phase asked the other guy "for a hand" and the one who had no idea what was going on gave in without any problems.

..She said she let that one go without intervening.

While dementia/Alzheimers seem pretty terrible, I think the worst of it is while you're still cognitive enough to remember that you are forgetting stuff.

One old family friend had such bad short term memory that he could sit in a chair all day and forget that he was bored. From the outside.. it sounds like there could be worse ways to end up in old age.

 

haha that odd couple xmas show was funny.. Felix is ghost xmas past ,, oscar is Ebenezer. felix tells oscar to jump out the window with him and oscar says "its 11 stories up", felix says trust me, and goes out the window, only to fall down.. lol,, oscar says "what is he some kinda nut ?", lol. turns around and Felix is behind him with his arm in a cast, says "never mind we'll use the elevator"..

 

I'm alive man, but don't where the fuck I am. Damn. I understand this fantasy land, I'm looking out my bedroom window but I don't see the suburb block and everything we got be colorful with polka dots. I think I'm out of Germany the wind it must have sent me farther now I'm seeing purple trees and yellow clouds are talking to each other. Maybe another dimension, maybe a dimension of talking trees with information, work receiving, I got probation and can't be leaving, I'm thinking oh what is it a I need? I sack 17 pills and an oz of regular weed. I'm standing on my porch I'm still denying this shit, I notice all these little tiny people smiling and shit there's hundreds of 'em! all staring, all scared and glued to their spot, I'm trippin' out cause everything they got be color with all them polka dots. They probably don't like my raggedy old house on they land, but when I stepped out and said "whut up" a party began....

"the witch is dead!
The witch is dead!"

"We don't know who you are and we don't really care but your carnival clown ass is welcome here because you and that damn near abandoned house fell right on top of the wicked witch of the south"

"and we hated that wicked witch so much, yes we hated slutty whore.. but you crushed and killed that wicked bitch we'll be grateful forever more"

So my house landed on top of some neighborhood witch, huh? That's the shit huh? Dumb bitch. I started playing it off.. "Oh I seen her through the window so I was running around and aiming and shit, you know??? Anyway.. how the fuck I'm getting home?

"Don't worry, see that yellow alleyway will get you home in a hurry, it leads to the wizard he's the pimpest of all and he'll get you and fuckin' thing you need"

Well in that case I'm dancing with y'all.

 

Bless you

 

Fuck it I thought I was sold, I strolled on the down the road in seawalk mode to the wizard I'm told but fuck this road with it's twists and turns I'm having no luck as my vanilla blunt burns. I'm seeing bushes with faces and trees that walk and as far as I can tell nobody outlined in chalk and the sky is bright red sometimes it's kinda pink I'm twist another blunt here sit down and think.. what the fuck? who the fuck? where the fuck and when? What the fuck I'm doing here I try and think it through again. But then again I gotta get the fuck home before long, the 1st of the month is coming on, I'm gone.. Lemme spark my shit right quick I'm outta here..

"Yo home girl lemme get a hit of that blunt"

Fuck yeah!

Wait a minute.. I turn around, no one there.. and then I heard a voice over there somewhere he said..

"I don't need a brain, don't need anything I just want somebody to smoke with. Stuck up on this thang with no fuckin' gains I just need somebody to smoke with"

Looks at this shit, I'm talkin' to a scarecrow stuck on a stick asking me for a hit, right quick shit.. all I got is dry and brown I can't front but the wizards got all you want. They say he's the one to get things done and he can smoke king kong straight under the tundra, I'm going there now you can come if want, I'm in a hurry so let's pick up the run

"it would be the shit big home girl if I could walk with you, talk with you and get upon a fat bag or two. I been stuck on this pole for so long and smoking on home grown my head acres full blown, now I ain't the smartest scarecrow in a hat and if I slip of the pole I might crash into a pumpkin patch, don't leave me hanging home girl just pull the lever so we can just get walking the yellow alley together because.. I don't need a brain, don't need anything I just want somebody to smoke with. Stuck up on this thang with no fuckin' gains I just need somebody to smoke with.."

I helped set his ass free, he slipped off and then his fuckin' leg ripped off and he was like..

"don't mind that shit dawg that ain't nuthing at all, just stuff me back up with the straw"

Hey Pa.. I mean.. scarecrow yo!

"don't ask if I ever tried smokin' myself, no"

I only thought.. what the hay okay.. now let's get walking together down the yellow brick alley way

 

I have a feeling the flying monkey part is gonna be creepy....

 

I really cannot be bothered doing the rest XD

 

Told you it would be creepy...

 

Actually those flying monkeys are still in my closet, aren't they?

 

I had nightmares that featured the flying monkeys.

 

**Me and my scarecrow homie walking down the trail, once impaled, I think we bound to fail.. I think they tried to hoe us or throw us a curve I don't know but there's more curves in this road than up in Anna Nicoles fat ass. We walk the road and play kick the can and we're thuggin', sluggin and rockin' out to Bathory. God dammit, this strange planet, trying to find the wizard in this candy land and I'm a lunatic stomping the ground in my Nike Air Force 1's, they all scuffed and marked walking through that blue and green mud.

Scarecrow: At least you got something to wear, try using hay, I'm losing myself and getting shorter along the way

Irm: Shit put one of mine on, we can hop our ass

Tinman: NOBODY FUCKIN' MOVE I WANT YOUR MONEY STASH, DON'T EVEN FUCKIN' TURN AROUND DON'T LOOK BACK SMILIN'

**Dammit.. even in Oz they thug whilin.. we ain't safe ain't no one safe we falling victim to thug whilin' even in our dreams and in your nightmares..

Tinman: I'm made out a metal and aluminium foil they call Tin Tizzy I drink 40s of motor oil, which one of you holding? You got weed? All the folks around here smoke stems and seeds and I need a little bit of that shit you got, keep looking forward or one of y'all is getting shot this is my part of the brick road, I'm painted chrome and if ya step into my zone ya getting rolled

** we ain't safe ain't no one safe we falling victim to thug whilin' killers on the creep is what our life is..

Irm: Hey yo scarecrow,,

Scarecrow: What up dawg?

Irm: This is bullshit.. I ain't even seen his ass he better pull quick, cause we ain't nothing out here as it is..

Scarecrow: So leave us the fuck alone and go rob the wizz

Irm: Yeah he got a Mercedes, stretch hummer and navy bus, all we got is ganja and you fuckin' with us

** I turn around

Irm: What the fuck you ain't even got a gun!

Tinman: I know you think maybe the wizard got one?

Irm: Damn, can you believe this shit crow, a tinman and he's not strapped

Scarecrow: I know!

Irm: What you know about heavy metal fool you got no gun

Tinman: I was just warming up for when I really do get one. Take me to this wizard of yours so I can get mine too I'm trying to ride with y'all

Irm: What you think scarecrow?

Scarecrow: Well, we smoke the same shit so it's cool but we all got to remember the rule:

We ain't safe ain't no one safe we falling victim to thug whilin' even in our dreams and in your nightmares

 

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