How do you clean up?

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  1. MrDown4NEThing

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    But then u gotta keep buying extra condoms, fuck that. Tube socks are always a good cheap alternative...
     
  2. bigdaddyjim

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    I jackoff in my bed. Most of the time I will just roll over and go to sleep.
    Other times I use a towl to clean up
     
  3. Wm46

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    Best she. I am alone and don't have too! Just cum on my stomach and chest rub it in as I go soft and fall asleep. In all goes down the drian with. Morning shower
     
  4. Jo King

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    I hate making drain babies, my knees get to weak.
    If it's not on tissue I'm usually planning on a shower.
     
  5. JimInPhila

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    I'd go broke if I used tissues or paper towels. Besides, paper towels are too rough.
    I have designated cum towels, actually Surgical towels. I'm not above using them more than once.
     
  6. MrDown4NEThing

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    I usually jo in my bed and passout in my juices. This is the best way imo, im just not able to do it atm...
     
  7. Ophion

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    I mostly masturbate in bed. When I am close to cumming, if I am not already on my back I turn onto my back, so when I cum it lands on my chest/stomach. Partly that is because that means I am not distracted by having to aim into something and partly it's because I like seeing the fountain and feeling the warm splashes as it lands on my skin. After cumming I relax for a few moments and then reach for either the underwear I have taken off or a handy towel and wipe up. After that I may spend a few more minutes basking in the afterglow or, especially last thing at night, drift off to sleep.
     
  8. PineMan

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    I have a couple of old towels I keep for the purpose. One by my bedside & one beside my chair in the living room. When I use my FleshLight first of all I dry myself off with the towel & then let the FleshLight drain onto it, before putting it aside to take in the bath with me next time I'm in there for a thorough rinsing.

    I also occasionally like to wear a condom while masturbating, as it provides a bit of variety to the sensation, with the added all round pressure combined with the stretching pressing down. Then afterwards it's much the same as with the FleshLight, where I use the towel to dry myself off.
     
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  9. sandybrooke

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    Into wifes panties / her in them or not. I like the feeling of smooth silk on my cock head.
     
  10. BCK91

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    I usually just shoot straight into a tissue, but I keep some wet wipes around in case I switch things up.
     
  11. Running Man

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    We don't clean up. Wet patches and cum stained sheets and bodies are all part of the fun!
     
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  12. Flagme15

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    i also masturbate in a condom. Lube my Dick, slip the condom on, and start whacking. It feels awesome, and clean up is easy.
     
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  13. iamjustme

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    paper towels mostly
     
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  14. cbcrazy

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    As I said before, a drop or two of lube in a condom and it's great.
     
  15. okcabinguy111

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    How I clean up or if I even bother depends on where I am when I am stroking off. My usual morning routine is to beat off to porn while sitting at my kitchen table with my coffee and laptop. For that, I usually wipe up with a paper towel. In my bedroom, I keep a bunch of towels and cloths in my nightstand to clean up after my evening sessions. Sometimes, if I wake up in the middle of the night and feel the need to stroke off to help me fall back asleep, I sometimes don't bother cleaning up and just slip my PJ's back on or let my t shirt do the cleanup. I do a lot of masturbating and so I tend to have quite a bit of cum stained stuff around to take care of when I do laundry. Because I usually masturbate several times a day, by the time I am having my last orgasm before falling asleep, I am not shooting much cum so the nice part about that is that there is no cleanup. The cleanup job I dislike the most is after I have masturbated with my fleshlight. It's such a hassle to clean those things but I have to admit, the pleasure makes it worth it a couple times a week.
     
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  16. lick all my cum after I have cum yummy
     
  17. Courtney Green

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    Ill lick the cum off my hand a d use a tissue to clean my cock
     
  18. No Shoes

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    Lick my fingers and palm clean and then use a Kleenex on everything else.
     
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  19. Mizzhead

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    I fire it into a glass and drink the goodness!
     
  20. joelucas69

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    That's one of my favorite ways to clean up my own cum. I also have a glass paperweight on my desk, with a recessed bottom surface - I can fill up that recess and then lick it all off. Only my own, I've never tasted anyone else's cum.
     
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