Replacement "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" game

Left his job at the helium-balloon factory because he didn't like the way his supervisor spoke to him.

 

It's 5:20AM, I'm at work on the night shift ,I'm tired and I'm laughing at pugs post because for some reason it really cracked me up.
Posts insanely ridiculous things on purpose.

 

Ahhhh,bless......is SO easily pleased.
Once drank Tippex just before his bedtime and woke up with a massive correction.

 

Was severely beaten in a bar fight with the vienna boys' choir

 

needs a immediate extraction from his current location

 

looks exactly like her avatar, only angrier and more muscular

 

Owns the world's only stone carving of Wilma Flintstone sunbathing naked,which he bought on ebay.

 

^ fucked the stone Wilma and made Pebbles

 

Stole his name from em78

 

Ah,yes...he's the chap who whispered to George W "Use that other door-it's really easy to open"...

 

Is BBC presenter for the wildly popular anual Bela Bartok Christmas Special

 

ezm8 mate of iz up staires

 

your lips got frozen stuck after you were kissing the snowman

 

ate her cat

 

Likes to run naked through the woods

 

is star of the hit movie "Dances with Hippos"

 

Breeds squirrels

 

Thinks lice is eaten using chopsticks.

 

thinks lice are singular

 

leaves money under her pillow hoping for dental work from the tooth fairy