Please Help! Is This Gay? I Took A Strapon Dildo Up The Ass.

you down with a little ass play?

 

only while wearing rollerblades.

 

I know I am!!

 

You down for a threesome, baby?

 

I know you're a hairy fat man, just by the look of your Av. You can't fool me. I want to run my hands through your thick chest hair and squeeze your nipples until you yell "O'Viper"

 

only while all three of us are wearing rollerblades.

 

She's all woman you son of a bitch

 

i'm a hairy fat woman.

 

I like it on the rough side..once a guy I was with cracked me on the head with a monkey wrench after he finished
true story

 

Please don't ruin my dream. Hairy man ass is all I live for.

 

Was his name Willie? Because I had a good time with a man named Willie who finished that exact way.

 

You a freak...but the guys name was coply, good god he plowed drived me till my one eye went wonky

 

Was copley Irish by chance? I knew someone who's father was named Artie that had that exact experience.

 

i dont know but he was a red headed dude with a turned in eye

 

Are you coming on to me?

 

I wanna lick yer head

 

That seems gay.

Which head are you talking about?

 

yer mask on yer head
I want to spit on it then you can ram me like a dog

 

head butt my ugly asshole you dicksmoker

 

That's like the old joke:

She said give me 12 inches and hurt me.

So I fucked her twice and punched her in the face.

C/S,
Rev J