How Much Money Is In Your Couch?

All of you are so difficult =p

 

i don't have a couch, i don't have room for one. i have a bed, a computer desk, and a model railroad.

there's a couch in the living room. a variable number of them actually.

housemates, and its their house so its their money, if any.

i don't think they leave the furnishing arranged in the same manor long enough for things to accumulate in them.

but then i wouldn't know. its not like i spend a whole lot of time out there.

 

None. I vacuum my couch at least once a week. I did it yesterday in fact. All I found was one fruit loop and a small amount of crumbs.

 

Couch here belongs to pugs......as no human seems to use it. Must clean it before my brother gets here. He sits on it. I will find Gali's bones, if anything.....

 

i wouldn't want to sit on a couch that someone died on either...

 

no one died on it.....dog bones...pieces of dog bone cookies.....Couch just bought brand new not too long ago....1-2 years ago...I cover it with towels and sheets and blankets always to try to keep it somewhat clean, as it is tapestry.

from your left to right.....Winsome, Einstein, Galileo...and it is mostly Gali;s couch, as he spends the most time on it and runs there with anything I give to him to eat to eat it...no other pugs do that.

 

I do have the maroon velvet victorian couch my mother died on upstairs in the closed room where the dolls are, so I do not deal with it. It is a beautiful couch, and it is too sad. I don't use it. I am not sure what I will do with that yet....have no choice but to just keep it in that room with her ashes....

 

I don't have a couch.

 

I had bed sheet on so nothing gets lost.

the washer is a different story... I bet id find lots of change under if I took it apart..

 

I found three guitar picks,a copper bracelet,a broken pencil,a £2 coin and a tatty sheet of writing.
From this,I assume I was seducing some buxom wench with my amazing guitar skills,when she became overcome with lustful desire,ripped off her clothes [catching her bracelet in her sleeve as she did so],then had her way with me,before writing a love-letter declaring undying devotion with such passion she snapped the pencil and,having done so,left a picture of a monarch [on the coin] to remind me I'm her king.......See?....elementary,my dear Wotsname.........

 

Found a million dollar bill!

 

oh wow

 

It's alot

 

nothing but my wife keep the house pretty darn clean

 

She vacuums the couch? That is thorough

 

yeah, take that long stick part attachment and get into all of those cracks, creases and crevices.........

 

That's the best attachment. What is it called?

 

idk.....most vacuum cleaners come with sections or attachemnts....carpet sweeper, small brush thing for lamp shades and things and that long nozzle thing that gets into chair and couch corners....nozzle, maybe.....and then there is the scrubber attachement, floor sweeper, etc...I have an Eureka that is such a high horse power that is not made any more......now the carpet sweeper seemsshot or something as it is blowing dust out and not sucking it in. I need to take that in for repair or at least looked at.....

 

I have heard that Kirby and dyson make the best vacuum cleaners.


I do like a eureka though. It's like finding gold in the hills

 

Wow, that's quite a story...