Worst way to wake up?

What was the worst way you ever woke up?


this morning I woke up to a pig/cop pounding on the door. *bad mood*

 

why did you wake up to that?

 

ah long story short they were looking for someone for a court date. After I got through him harrashing me I found out it was only to get someone else. what a jerkoff.

 

cops usually are jerkoffs.....

.....but i can't top that....never been woken up in a particularly bad way....

 

A fucking telemarketer woke me up today. Prick.

 

I woke up to my boyfriend snoring! What a prick. He can't even let me get a good nights sleep.

 

pigs realy suck n are fit only to fill cans of dog food !!

 

yes! so true! I hate them so much. Already my day is bad and I'm stressed out too much.

 

theyve kidnapped millions of citisens and keep them mistreated and isolated ....and feed a system that follows and harrasses [threatening further incarceration ] many millilos more americans ,....while they cruise the streete plundering and sadisticaly mistreating innocents for their entertainment .....how much longer can we withstand this cancer and how much are we paying for its mantainence ??

 

I woke up to my wife screaming at me to take her to work..... I really didnt want to get up because I stayed up all damn night smoking pot and had just fallen asleep about 2 hours prior to this......

 

no vale la pena a esptarse

 

I hate waking up with a case of amnesia and a greasy, sore ass.

 

I'd prefer to wake up this way

 

I'd have to say waking up to a sick child, any time during the night or morning.

Waking up to a talkative child or a very active child

Waking up feeling sick

 

oh you poor thing

today i woke up to my alarm, shut it off and went back to sleep. yay for skipping school. i fucking hate waking up to the phone ringing every 2 seconds, my friends are persistent assholes and won't be ignored. blah.

 

I woke up to the phone this morning. But by the time i FOUND the phone, they'd hung up already. But, I was awake. And after the shitty night I had last night, I really could have used more sleep!

 

waking up is bad for me, period. i once woke up to drums, a radio in my ear, an alarm clock on my face... sounds bad, but my normal everyday wakeup is just as bad, to me anyway.

 

quote: I woke up to my wife screaming at me to take her to work.....

This is how I wake up Monday thru Friday

 

My top three:
"Wake up the house is on fire!"
Coughing up blood
and the worst of all, getting woke up by your Mom bitching at you

 

i never go to sleep ....im insomniac , im agnostic , and dyxlexic ! .....i stay up all night wondering if dog realy does exist !!