Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

I have the power over my own destiny.

What are you destined for?

 

I am destined to make this post.

Do you have your post-it notes handy?

 

Yes, I do.

Does you cup runneth over?

 

Not at the moment, I need to go fill it up.

Do you need to use gas to make a car go?

 

No, an oily rag will do just fine.

How do you think society would be if there was a real annual hunger games?

 

Full of obnoxious fashion.

Do you know where the T.A.R.D.I.S is?

 

Yes its on craig furgesons desk.

What will craig do when he is unemployed next year?

 

Anything he wants; he's fuckin' rich!

Have you ever pulled one of your own teeth instead of going to the dentist?

 

Only when it was really loose but who needs a dentist for that?

Why did the pilgrims wear belt buckles on their shoooo.....i mean hats?

 

That was how pilgrims pimped out their stuff back in those days.

Did Homo Erectus Yuanmouensis have snowball fights?

 

Only if they had an ice maker.

How many snow cones can you eat in one sitting?

 

That depends on whether or not I'm allowed to get up and take toilet breaks.

Do you use kleenex to blow your nose, or do you use toilet paper?

 

Yes sometime i just sniff really hard.

When is a phone not a phone?

 

When it's a kitchen stove.

Why do we exist?

 

Our parents had sex.

Why are motor belts called belts when they hold up no pants unless you hang a pair of pants on them?

 

Hanging pants on motor belts is an additional function that not many people know about or take advantage of.

Is queen right when they say fat bottomed girls make the rockin' world go round?

 

The whole world goes round no matter what fat bottom girls do.

Is the rockin world some alternate universe earth...is it a different planet?

 

No, the rockin' world is here on earth but only certain people have access to it.

How did the kangaroo get it's name?

 

Somebody named it.

Would you get your name changed by deed poll? If so, what to?

 

Deed Poll

What is a deed poll?