One night stands

I'll tell you guys a story about a one night stand. I think I've posted this before but....

Back when I was single, I had a first floor apartment. It was my first night there and not many people knew exactly where I moved to yet. I was sleeping on the couch and some time in the middle of the night I heard someone knocking on my door which was next to the couch. I assumed it was someone who knew the last tenant so I ignored it but they didn't go away. Finally, I asked who it was. I heard a female voice say "It's me." (How the hell am I supposed to know who "me" is in the middle of the night?) So I opened the door and it was an ex of mine who was one of the few people who I recently saw and told where I was moving. I was naked with a blanket wrapped around me so I sat down on the couch and asked her what she was doing there. She didn't say anything. She just started undressing herself. She climbed on top of me, got herself off, got me off, got dressed, smiled and left. She didn't say a word.

Now that is a fucking one night stand!!

I called her the next day and asked her what was up with that. She said "What?" I said "You know what." In a really sweet voice she said "It was just a dream." I could sense her smiling on the other end of the line.

 

Lol, nope, wrong. I am a different person totally. And am female. From what tooReal has said in some of his posts, he is in MA, I am in a different state and do not know him. My "Pretty Much Perfect" remark was 'tongue in cheek' but I guess it may not have come across like that; meaning no one is perfect.

 

Sorry to disappoint you Moonglow. I have no idea who you are. And we are not the same. Would it make you feel better if I could change my name? (How would I do that). I am new here, and just trying to find my way around. The other TOO-seems like a harmless enough guy, just a big ego, which he knows. He makes himself very noticeable on here; and if I were going so far as to create separate identities, they would be totally different.

 

I do not give a shit who you call yourself, and I do not need for you to try to explain someone else to me. Thank you very much. I will figure that out for myself......

 

Oh, I see, you were talking ABOUT me, not TO me. Continue with my blessing
(and tsk,tsk,tsk, such language, but you are who you are).

 

f off

 

Now that sounds like one Pi$$ed Pu$$y Cat!

 

Here is a funny thing, I was on a site and because reading ahead before joining showed some women were slammed a lot I came in as a neutral, not male, not female. I used a unisex kind of name and the amazing thing is having worked most of my life with men in shops on machines and such I came off as more a man then a woman.
I was PMed by many guys and made friends with them.
It wasn't until about my second year on there, on a local site that one guy finally asked me after he spotted a hint of fem in a post I made if I was male or female.
I was a bit afraid to tell him because we were great Online friends but I did, he said I have fooled him like no one ever had before and we are still great friends, turned out he lives not far from me and he still, three years later is a great friend I can depend on if I need help now that my hubby is gone, also since he had met us both he actually helped me with stuff while my hubby was ill and after he passed on and even had his wife come to help with some stuff.
What's more all the other guys I met on there still consider me a friend and many of us have met, yet to meet one who is in a town away from here but he and I plan some day to go fishing with a case or two of beer.
If I could do that without trying I could do a ten fold better job trying.
On our local site we have one who comes on as a male, he is male and uses double accounts and gets booted when they figure him out, then he started coming on as female, in two accounts so it was harder to spot his style but now they know. He does come to argue and agree with himself so it's definitely nothing new, to me anyway. Being a local site we finally figured out he works at a store near my house and I have seen him, he is a weird looking guy, fat, insecure of himself and very lonely,,, honestly I feel bad for him. Some of us have chatted with him and asked him why he does it, he said "It kills the boredom. That's all" he is a good man, takes care of his mom and dad and he gets real angry when peeps diss the elderly but is a cop hater big time, anyway, it's kind of sad in his case.
Anyway, don't be fooled by the persona, it's an art in some cases. Some people like to play the minds of others for some reason and if anything its more, just annoying to the rest.

 

Thanks again for your input Sallysmart. I can see where people are unsure. But I'd like to think we can talk decently. I appreciate your nice response

 

I have a pretty french blue and gold night stand......that was my mom's...It has been around for many years....some of the paint has worn off.....but I still like it....my one night stand......there is one in the guest bedroom which I painted pink, but that has only been with me for a shorter time................so it is not really my one night stand.

 

My bedroom set is a marble blue and white with gold accents on it and black tops, but it has Two night stands,,, I guess I am not a one night stander after all, haha

 

Hey, where did my TOOREAL go?: I miss him......

 

I guess TooTrue was TooMuch for him and I chased him away.

 

No,I did.....but I will will wait forever for him....

 

I hope you're joking.

 

Why is that? He was wonderful to me......

 

da fuk is wrong with you people



and people think i'm fucked up

 

I know.