One night stands

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by r0llinstoned, Jul 24, 2014.

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  1. saint mucus

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    It would totally depend on how well we got along with clothes on. I mean it's only sex and it takes two for a one night stand so why hate on a chick for having a good time?
     
  2. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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  3. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    Not hating. Just said i wouldnt date someone i had a one night stand with. Just because you dont wanna date someone doesnt mean u hate their guts.
     
  4. TooReal

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    BOY!!!

    You won my Heart!!!

    I have been told by the Team of Men I lead they have never been able to expose a weakness in me....well....they know now!!! LOL!!

    Thank you my Lady so much!!

    TooReal
     
  5. TooReal

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    LOVE this Puddy Tat!!

    TooReal
     
  6. Moonglow181

    Moonglow181 Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    soldier boy, I even sent you a pin up girl.....:D :)

    and vagisil....wonderful....lol
     
  7. Quiet Storm

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    Why would your intro post be totally contradictory of what you are now saying you actually meant?
    That's retarded.
     
  8. TooReal

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    I will give you a bit of knowledge I have that perhaps you might be able to use n your work.

    I want you to understand everything I am about to tell you is VERY REAL and well documented.

    Do NOT read what I post to you and consider it a threat or a Homophobic reply as I could care less what sexual preference a person has and I live in Massachusetts.

    Back in Middle ages a certain soon to be coronated Prince who was the last living air to the throne and was well known to be Queer thus this made it problematic for the soon to be KING to supply a male child or any air to the throne was arrested by the Church and as it was deemed too UNCHRISTIAN....for any Torture Marks to appear upon the body of the Gay Prince...each night for 5 nights....a very SPECIFIC TORTURE would begin that the Cardinal and Bishop found to be an apt punishment for the...PREDICAMENT...this Queer Prince had left the Nobility in.

    An IRON tube....8 inches long and having an opening 3 1/2 inches in diameter was shoved up the anus of the Queer Prince and a lip on one end of the tube protected the ASS END from slipping further in the anal channel and Colan.

    This torture was carried out in the Tower of London as a 5 foot long and 3 inch in diameter Iron Rod was heated to SUPER HIGH WHITE HOT TEMPERATURES and this white hot rod was inserted into the Iron Tube already jammed into the Queer Prince's Anal Chanel and the SCREAMS OF THE QUEER PRINCE WERE SAID TO GO ON 3 HOURS A NIGHT FOR 5 NIGHTS SO LOUD THAT IT WAS NOTED THE QUEER PRINCE'S SCREAMS WERE DOCUMENTED TO TRAVEL OVER 42 MILES IN DISTANCE at least for the first 4 nights as by the 5th night and 2nd hour into his torture this Queer Prince finally succumbed to what the Bishop called....

    He finally succumbed on the 5th night to the PLEASURES the Prince had ORDERED the Court Executioner to perform upon him.

    Upon the viewing of the body...not a mark or burn could be found...exterior wise at least.

    TooReal
     
  9. TooReal

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    HEY!!!

    I LIKE Animal Planet!!!

    TooReal
     
  10. TooReal

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    What's wrong with Foreigner?

    They put out some great songs.

    TooReal
     
  11. TooReal

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    Hello wonderful!

    Where is the picture of you as a pin up girl?

    Now the Vagisil I can respect but...

    You know what...for the first time in a LONG time...I am actually EXCITED to hear from a person.

    I know that might sound silly....but it just kinda hit me just now...I thought to myself...."Wow! I am really HAPPY to post to her!"

    TooReal
     
  12. TooReal

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    Please try to understand...that if you or just about any member here...had seen what I have seen and knew what I know you and they would very quickly understand why pics of a Puddy Tat and Dancing Dawgie mean so much to me.

    I once had to watch...and at the time I could NOT give the order to stop this as to do so would have placed the Men who comprise my Team in MORTAL DANGER...and they are MY RESPONSIBILITY....so we all had to watch the stoning to death of a young woman who was raped and her Father-in-Law demanded under Sharia Law that the HONOR OF HIS FAMILY BE RESTORED.

    This young...GIRL...was raped and then accused of INFIDELITY...and then buried in the ground up to her chest as a large crowd gathered and a huge pile of Softball sized stones were piled up for the Villagers to stone her to death.

    This Village was a small flat plateau surrounded by mountains which I and my Team having just finished another JOB 15 Km's away....and were being tracked by multiple separate Taliban and Al-Qaeda Groups...had positioned ourselves along the sides of Mountains that cropped up surrounding this Village on the plateau and we were about 500 to 700 meters from the lower plateau itself at an elevation of about 2000 Meters.

    Under Sharia Law the Father-in-Law demanded from the Taliban his Family Honor be restored by the stoning to death of his Raped Daughter-in-Law and the first one's to throw softball sized stones at the poor girl were the Father-in-Law....the girls Husband and her Father.

    Every single Member of my Team kept looking at me for a GO sign...a sign I could not give as I am responsible for their lives and our enemies were just above us and some below us and if I had ordered my Team to Open Up....I am certain we would have lost many Men due to our positioning.

    The sounds of CRACK! THUNK! WUMP!...as these stones impacted this poor girls head and upper chest and shoulders and her screams which after a time became pleadings of mercy which then became low moans until no sound at all came from her.

    It was at the time the most horrific thing I had ever witnessed and the sounds followed the terrain and we could hear this poor girls moans as if she was right next to us.

    Hours later as the sun goes down very quickly in a Village surrounded by mountains....my Team and I came in using Night Vision...and we exacted JUSTICE upon all of them.

    So....my being able to see that Puddy Tat and Dawgie....it means a lot!

    TooReal
     
  13. Moonglow181

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    Thank you! I am very happy to post to you as well....:)
     
  14. Moonglow181

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    :smash: Iminmyunderwear

    not that kind of a sour puss......lol
     
  15. TooReal

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    Who do I have to whack over the head with this bottle of Vagisil?

    TooReal
     
  16. Moonglow181

    Moonglow181 Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    I don't know. I never used the stuff anyway......
     
  17. TooReal

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    And that is why I use...SALIVA!!

    TooReal
     
  18. broony

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    this thread is more than one night.

    it seems we all like multi-night-stands.

    :cool:
     
  19. TooReal

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    Well...isn't that what we all want anyways?

    TooReal
     
  20. TooTrue

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    just learning how to post
     
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