Things useable for murder or suicide at your place

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  1. Justin_Hale

    Justin_Hale ( •_•)⌐■-■ ...(⌐■_■)

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    I've learned over the years to keep the guard on them, and to put them upside down after turning them off because they keep spinning.

    Ow. :sunny:
     
  2. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    Bath tub + toaster. I won't believe you don't have a toaster. Everybody must have a toaster. =]
     
  3. deleted

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    bath tub toaster wont work. Ill prove it for a 100$ bet..
    plugged into gfci< by code. Electrocution wont happen..
    argument I got into with hvac instructor. he may be an instructor, but he dont know anything about electricity and codes for residential .. just work on the ac, leave the electricity to real electricians.
     
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  5. secret_thinker

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    LOL, I knew what this was going to be before clicking. Love that YouTube video!!!!
     
  6. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

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    Nope... No toaster here.
     
  7. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    i don't have a toaster either.

    i don't think there's anything here that would be a SURE murder or suicide. even the best laid plans can fuck up one way or another.
     
  8. saint mucus

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    Things actually made to take a life I have three swords and one gun but I guess you could beat someone to death with anything, or not. :peace:
     
  9. expanse

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    Wedding pictures
    (Death by boredom)
     
  10. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    my tire machine has a strong bead breaker on the side

    would pop a skull like a water balloon
     
  11. Deranged

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    Rusty sharpened tampon
     
  12. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    one of my middle fingers has a long stripe on it

    cutting disc went right to the bone about 20 years ago
     
  13. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Implements for Suicide:

    Gun (preferred method)
    Pesticide (poisoning)
    Mercury (poisoning)
    Several poisonous plants including Lily of the Valley
    Razor blades
    Rope (for a hangman’s noose)


    Implements for homicide:

    Gun (preferred method)
    Circular Saw (for cutting up limbs)
    Hand drill
    Poisonous plants (as above, so below)
    Ax
    Hatchet (usually reserved for camping)
    Ice-pick
    Hammer


    Hotwater
     
  14. Tyrsonswood

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    I think the ceiling in my front room is going to kill me....
     
  15. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Problem Solved :2thumbsup:
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    Hotwater
     
  16. Heat

    Heat Smile, it's contagious! :) Lifetime Supporter

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    Leftovers.
     
  17. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

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    Not that kind of death... Snowing paint chips.
     
  18. Wizardofodd

    Wizardofodd Senior Member

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    Weren't you going to fix that shit last week? (Not that I have any room to talk....I'm supposed to be outside working on a car, not posting on HP :))
     
  19. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

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    This is going to take much longer than a week... I'm disabled and not supposed to be doing any of this stuff. Not like I can just sit around though, that would drive me batshit crazy.
     
  20. YouFreeMe

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    Just about any item could be used for murder, if you're imaginative.
     
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