Eurovision 2014

I am sure you would all just love it if your son looked like this




Because that's not freaky at all, let's spread some joy, love, glitter and rainbows!

 

Honestly, if that's what made him get out of bed in the morning with a smile on his face... yes.
I'm a long way off kids, but I realise that what may float my boat won't float theirs, and vice versa.

There's gotta be something in your life that someone, outside yourself, wasn't happy with you expressing, but you held up a big middle finger to the world, did it anyway and ultimately felt better as a result? Maybe you haven't shown the middle finger to the world yet, and it eats at you every time you have to conceal something.

We're all just crazy little monkeys at the end of the day, and everyone has their own collection of fleas. I say let's eat the fleas and scratch the itch, for no other reason other than the fact that fleas are annoying as hell, and that shit feels good!
Right now we're living in a world that's essentially saying that the more fleas and fleabites you have, the better you must be doing.

Seems absurd to me.






Check the sense of relief! Go monkey, go!

 

The Euroshite Contest has become a morality free shitpool of an event.

Its nothing more than the lame pr spin of some warped ideologies.

Look at the host audience. Denmark. They had the neck to boo throughout the whole event 2 nice 17 yr old girls from Russia... For allowing Russian people to become part of Russia again, rather than be butchered by Western backed Nazis.

And what are the Danes known for? Being sickos who kill healthy giraffes as a zoo spectacle. And having "brothels" where weirdos can have LEGAL sex with animals.

As for this "Conchita" lunatic. Well I'm not overly arsed by what he/she/it does in private with other deranged adults. But its a bit much promoting it all to impressionable young kids. (To make an understatement).

The law was always the same in all civilised countries. You dont bring up graphic sexual matters with children ( for instance males choosing to act like caricatures of females), because they are far too maleable.

What will it be next time at Eurobullshit? Sadomasochism? Loons dressing up as babies or beng smeared in peanut butter? Maybe Denmark will enter a Zoophiliac? Oh I forget.. the Ukraine already won with some sadomasochism nonsense. And we all know how fucked up some of that country is..

 

Graphic sexual matters? Oh my word.

Since when did wearing ladies clothes with a beard become hardcore skat porn?


Before this goes any further:

 

If you look at a form it says "Sex - Male or Female".
Politically correct zealots might use the word "gender" instead.

It might not be "skat porn"... in your view (debateable!). But its aim is exactly the same, to promote certain sexual preferences to children who are unable to make such decisons for themselves.

Its also pretty offensive to most adults. (Infact this "male" was actually officially described as a "female" beforehand).

 

Would you like some warm milk with your bottle, bubby?

 

He has mesmerizing eyes like you are stuck in the death star tractor beam and cant escape until obi wan shuts it down.

I want to have his babies, little bearded babies with sparkly little jumpsuits

 

Dude.. if you have to rely on the options that are written on a form for you to decide on your sexuality, then.. well.. nevermind

 

You sure?

 

?

 

He was talking about gender, not sexuality.
And gender is pretty simple in most cases. Do you have a penis? Guess what, you're a guy.
Do you have a vagina? Congratulations, you're female.

Yet you can't because you're a guy.

 

chicks with dicks usually rock. but this chick with a dick I want to throw rocks at.

 

If only things were that simple. Gender and sexuality have the same roots - what's the difference, besides the obvious, between a gay man who wants to dress like a man, or a straight man who wants to dress like a woman? And a man who feels like a woman, who feels he is actually a woman, just with a penis? Nature "fucks up", we should embrace that and start moving together.

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Ummm no.

 

Hmm... I didn't see that one coming

 

Never heard of animals that were born with double genitalia? Or 2 heads or an extra leg for that matter?

 

That has nothing to do with my ummm no.
And I specifically said in most cases.
Read.

 

It was of course a reaction to your response NO to meaty's nature 'fucks up'. If there are female animals born with male genitalia and other occurences like that could it be humans too are just a victim sometimes of nature's quirks.

 

My no was not a repsonse to nature fucking up.

There is a difference between "fucks up" as you guys call them, and men with regular penises who choose to look like Conchita.