The New What Would You Do If Game

Enjoy the fruits of wondering..lol

Wwydi your lover, no longer loved you?

 

Be chuffed that at last I was free of their bullshit and wander off into the sunlight.


WWYDI you discovered your good-luck charm actually worked?

 

use it for evil.

WWYDI you started getting smutty letters in the post, intended for someone else (mistaken address)?

 

Change the destination address to a neighbor of mine and put it back in the outgoing mail.

Wwydi the police wanted to use your master bedroom for a stakeout?

 

Insist they paid for the tea/coffee-and if they use the loo,don't piss on the floor!


wwydi you had the choice to choose being either taller or stronger?

 

Stronger, you can't make yourself shorter if you decide that you don't like being tall.

Wwydi if someone special fixed a meal for you aand you thought it tasted awful?

 

I'd eat it anyway bc they put so much effort into it (and I have done this on various occasions)

WWYDI Your tv randomly burst into flames?

 

I would stop watching the playboy channel. Also, I would throw large quilt over it.

Wwydi your groceries were halfway through being scanned at the checkout counter and you realized that you left your cards, checks and cash at home?

 

Ask them to save the transaction at the end, you wont be long

Wwydi the legs on your bed colapsed?

 

Assuming I was asleep on the bed when it happened, which is what I'm usually doing, I would continue sleeping.

WWYDI you were randomly searching the web and you found a website that was streaming live cam footage from your house?

 

Nothing-I'd KNOW the tv moguls were becoming desperate for viewing figures!


wwydi you woke up speaking German?

 

I would stop speaking german and go back to speaking english.

Wwydi you could hear 'achey breaky heart' playing over and over in your ear but you are nowhere near any radios?

 

Change my pills!

Wwydi your neigbour says there is a strange person looking out of your upstairs window?

 

I would end it all if I heard "achey breaky heart" playing over and over no matter what the source was.

Wwydi you were offered 1 million dollars to wed someone so they could stay in your country?

 

I would stop looking out of my upstairs window.

Wwydi you woke up in the wrong house?

 

No tax?

Wwydi your neigbour said...yeah, what i said befor.. ^^^^^^^^^

 

Aaaaahhhhh, wonder how i got there...

Wwydi you were offered 2 million to have sex with a really ugly filthy dirty person?

 

I'd start deciding what I will do with the 2 million.

Wwydi you couldn't talk to any of your friends for a year?

 

Learn sign language, or talk to strangers...

Wwydi really noicey but fun people moved in next/above/ or below you?

 

I would wear earplugs.

Wwydi you really, really wanted to stay up and play the Wwydi game but you had to get out of bed in 3 hours? (I wish I didn't need sleep).