Kentucky Derby

A race track in Phoenix had advertized a Kentucky derby party , http://www.turfparadise.com/ Around hear we have cinco de mayo ( may 5 ) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cinco_de_mayo Perty much an excuse to drink lots of beer and eat Mexican food .
p.s. local bars have derby , and cinco de mayo parties .

 

The day before the Derby is the 'Oaks' race. It's a big deal for the locals, as most of them avoid Churchill Downs on the Derby and all the crazy out of towners. So Friday night I ate some mushrooms and walked to a pub to meet a couple friends. We had a few pints and then one friend got a message from some chick wanting us to come to an Oaks party she was at. I didn't really want to go but they talked me into it.

When we pulled into the neighborhood, there was probably a hundred or more cars surrounding the house.....Lexus, Mercedes, Lambos, Ferraries, and Hummers. We walk up to the house and they're charging $30 to get in. As we were debating whether or not to pay, the owner of the house walks up all excited. She asked if we were the cycilists here for the show, and without hesitation my friend said, "Yes, we just need to know where to set up." Apparently she had hired a freestyle BMX group to put on a show, and she thought that we were that group. Probably because all of the guys at this party were wearin pastel suits and bow ties, and all of the women were decked out in designer dresses and giant hats. So I walked into this super fancy party wearing a bandanna and a cheech and Chong t shirt.....TRIPPING BALLS. The lady told the bartenders our drinks were on the house, and told us we had two hours before the show was to start so enjoy the party till then. Fucking crazy night man....at first everyone was looking at us like we were the help, but after a while a group of drunken milfs decided that we looked more fun than the lawyers they were with and we all started doing shots and entertaining the ladies. Their boring ass lawyer friends got real pissed off, and they figured out we weren't the cyclists we were claiming to be. They tried to fight us and everything.....but we laughed it off and took their ladies to a funk concert. Good Times lol

 

Sounds fun, especially tripping. That would've sent me into a laughing fit I bet.

You guys got coug'd, way to go :2thumbsup:

 

California chrome

 

personally i find all hats equally uncomfortable, regardless of their place of origen ("derby")

 

lol you dislike 99% of things wether its a hat, a person or someones view

 

i've got a fetish for girls in derby hats.

 

This made me laugh.
Neither one true.
But funny (no modesty)

It's all a bit tacky, imho

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=l...MMrUPMvbgbAO&ved=0CAgQ_AUoAQ&biw=1242&bih=641

The Kentucky Derby looks a little more restrained....

 

https://www.google.com/search?site=...c.1.42.mobile-gws-hp..2.26.5987.3.uWEeSWlTEB0

Biggest firework show in North America *

Restrained??https://www.google.co.uk/search?biw....1c.1.42.mobile-gws-serp..1.3.874.46hq8D2ESSM