Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

only if your a poo fighter

Is this where I parked my car ?

 

I am mork from ork


why do bears shit in the woods ?

 

You don't have a car

 

no they go down to the exit 20 bathroom on the garden state parkway.

the pain went away should i cancel my doctor appointment?

 

No it went away cos your bollock fell off

Whats the best thing to have with cherries ?

 

two bollocks

ever had moonshine cherries?

 

No but I had vodka strawberries

What happened to all my money?

 

no but I had a poteen hangover

why do the birds go on singing ?

 

damned if I know

who's afraid of the big bad wolf?

 

singing, as it is what they do

 

I spent it on condoms


why are pirates always jolly ?

 

Me cos he ate my granny

Whose go is it ?

 

Mine...


Why is mr time, such a slow coach?

 

Coz the fast train leaves on time!


why was I born so young?

 

No one likes ugly babies..

Why does garlic stink?

 

Because it is the excrement of vampires, in plant form (thats why they hate it)

What is the bar down the block from me called?

 

The Blue Oyster

How much is a pint in the cavern club ?

 

free if your nipples are pierced.

Should I say or should I go now?

 

Well, there might be trouble!

Why is the sun shining but its cold?

 

because your not hairy enough to survive in the wild.

My baby went up to Reno, what for?