Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

It automaticaly lets you sit on it...

Do mugs hold more tea than cups?

 

Only if filled right up.

Are you going to eat ALL that?

 

Not likely tonite.

What is that yellow stuff im drinking?

 

blueberry juice

where do clouds hide when its not raining ?

 

They go to factories in the city and wait to get pushed out of those smoke stack.

Why is it so hard to think of a silly question?

 

because the answers are all easy


when the worm turned which way was it going ?

 

Doesn't matter, it got eaten by a bird.

What are you doing in my backyard?

 

it is not your backyard it belongs to God

Is this the way to Amarillo ?

 

1. Start at London Heathrow Airport.
2. Catch flight from London Heathrow to Dallas Fort Worth Airport.
3. Hire car at Dallas Fort Worth Airport.
4. Start going toward the "Airport Exit" on "International Parkway South" - follow for 0.2 miles.
5. Bear left onto the highway toward "Terminal East Parking" - follow for 0.3 miles
6. Bear left onto "International Parkway North" toward "North Airport Exit" - follow for 2.9 miles
7. Take the "Highway 114 west" exit toward "Fort Worth" - follow for 29.2 miles
8. Then continue on "US 287 north" - follow for 91.1 miles
9. "US 287 north" becomes "Interstate-44 east" - follow for 0.7 miles
10. Take left fork onto "US-287 north" toward "Vernon" - follow for 104.0 miles
11. "US 287 north" becomes "Avenue F (US-287)" - follow for 2.8 miles
12. Continue to follow "US 287 north" - follow for 104.9 miles
13. Take left ramp onto "Interstate 40 west" toward "Dumas" - follow for 7.8 miles
14. Take "E exit 70" onto "US 60 east" toward "Dumas" - follow for 0.5miles 15.Take the "Buchanan Street" exit toward "Dumas/Pampa" - follow for 1.7 miles
16. Turn right onto "Old Route 66 (Interstate 40)" - follow for 0.1miles
17. Arrive at the centre of town

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Is that a third nipple?

 

No a ripple between

How are you?

 

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious


how do I get to London Heath row Airport from WA7 ?

 

I just am.

Why do houses have windows?

 

Get on M56 from Main St, Halton Link Rd, Weston Link and Rocksavage Expy/A557
2.8 mi / 8 min

Drive from M6, M6 Toll and M40 to Greater London. Take exit 14 from M25
192 mi / 2 h 54 min

Follow Airport Way/A3113 and Southern Perimeter Rd to your destination in Stanwell
2.7 mi / 7 min

At the roundabout, take the 1st exit onto Airport Way/A3113
0.7 mi

At the roundabout, take the 2nd exit onto Southern Perimeter Rd
Go through 1 roundabout
1.8 mi

At the roundabout, take the 3rd exit onto Beacon Rd
0.1 mi
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So people can look in when your having your dinner


What time did I get up yesterday ?

 

You didn't sleep last night....

Can I get ur number plz?

 

Yes its the number 1


who spends all his money on whisky and gin ?

 

someone investing in a whisky and gin distiller.

shouldnt all fireworks explode underwater?

 

you cant light them cos the matches are wet


Why do things come in cans ? is it cos they can ?

 

things dont come in cans, they come in bottles and bags and buckets.

when you take the long way home do you see boats and the king dome?

 

no, I take the subway.

What planet are you from?