Chocolate Covered Penis

As long as it melts in my mouth.
As hot as 'she' is, it'll melt there too

Oh, and I'll bring the whipped cream, but if you bring the cherries, they'd be for eating out of me, one at a time.

(sorry, high sexual hormonal time of month for me)
somebody stop me ._.

....I'm going to be embarrassed of all the things I've written in my horny high, when I am back to normal.

 

Sugar and sex.
"Omg what's this irritation???"

 

Stop! Stop now or we'll send big bad ass Tazer after you! He will smarten you up...

 

And now we're getting into whips,,, any chains available? I have handcuffs,,,
Freaky thing happened, my BF is cleaning up my basement for me to make it into a gym, finds a pair of handcuffs and comes up stairs at me really quick like trying to get them on me,,, I have no freakin idea where they came from, seriously! Never had a pair before.
The peeps before we bought the house left a bunch of stuff here when they moved,,, hmmmm, they weren't young either. Make a me wonder what old people do on a Saturday night, hahahaha.

 

:smilielol5: lololol

 

I don't know what your definition of old is but if its 55+ some of us do all sorts of things...

 

Thank you!! I'm so glad someone else was thinking this. And for those who are in their 20's, 30's and 40's... don't blink, because you will be us sooner than you think.

It's ironic that a group about hippies, the majority of those are around in the 60's and 70's and are now in their 60's and 70's, get made fun of the most.

Only your body ages, not your brain and since the brain is the biggest sex organ, why is it any surprise that us older hippies are just as kinky as anyone else?

Think about what you want your life to be like when you are 60. Are you expecting to be sitting in a rocking chair watching the minutes tick by?

I hope not, and neither are we. We are concerts rocking to classic rock (remember Jimmie Page just turned 70), we are writing books, we are running businesses, and some us are happily retired, we are still questioning things in society, and yes, we are having awesome, hot, erotic, and kinky sex.

Now, where did I put my whip??

 

I'm dreading old age.

 

Embrace it Mama - it beats the alternative.

 

Noooooo. I wanna be 27 forever.

 

I was just making a funny about the whole thing, finding handcuffs in my basement. They were well into their 60s, near 70s so it's a good thing. Just goes to show it ain't over at retirement so we do have something to look forward to.