what is the most embarrassing time you got caught masturbating

I'm a bit gutted that I've never been caught. :\

 

Truth can be stranger than fiction

 

A guy I knew got married and I was at the reception. His bride was wearing a really tight wedding dress with a low cut front. I slow danced with her and said can I ask you something? She said sure. I said your dress is so tight what are you wearing under it? She said nothing nothing at all. I got a rageing hard on as we ground as best we could on each other. I took my date out to the parking lot and got a BJ.

 

My parents never friggin knocked. Pissed me off...

Anyway for a gag gift my stepdad on one of his B-days got a blow up doll. I was young, like 13 - 14 and still a virgin but hornier than hell, so one day I went through their room and saw it in his closet. I busted it out, blew it up and went to town, then would deflate it, pack it back in the box and put it back in his closet.

Got away with it a few times until one day when he came home early. Opened up my closed door (without knocking of course) and caught me right in the act of banging his blow up doll. He flicked me a look and closed the door. Was humiliated and scared as shit. Finally when I saw him again later he whispered to me "I won't tell your mother, and you can keep the doll, just don't let her find it."

 

first time my aunty walked in on me in the bathroom when i was about 13-14. i thought i was going to be in soooo much trouble, but she was pretty cool. she just apologised and said she didn't know i was busy, and that dinner was ready when i was done. later she gave me the whole "it's completely normal, everybody does it" speach.

 

I'm 15 and I was never caught but my mom makes commentaries about it sometimes like "What took you so long in the shower? Oh you were washing your whole body right?" and just laughs

 

By my older sister I was in the bathroom jerking away on my extremely hard cock at 17. In comes my sister without even knocking. She saw what I was doing and told me to finish she never saw a cock cum. She masturbated herself to several orgasms before I came. She came over told me to lick her fingers I did and she stopped up some of my cum and put it in her mouth, then lick the rest of my stomach and chest

 

I was caught after masturbating. My roommate was out with his girlfriend, I thought they would be gone for hours. I got naked and drunk, watched porn and jerked off twice before passing out, then they came home with a friend, a woman I had a crush on.

I wake suddenly, they are giggling. Almost immediately I began to get an erection. I left the room needless to say.

 

I was 17 and my family belonged to a swim club. They had these cabanas we rented for the season and shared with my friend's family. We could get changed in there and keep towels in there. One of the benefits of belonging to the club was seeing my friend's mom in a bathing suit all the time. Would always go home with a hard on and stroke thinking about her. So one day she has on a new leopard pattern one piece that is really low cut and that shows almost every bit of her 36D breasts. Well I decided not to wait until I go home. I go inside the cabana and sit on the chair. Pull my bathing suit down and start stroking knowing it's not going to take long. Well, idiot that I was I forgot to lock the door. I'm just about ready to cum and doesn't she come walking through the door! She says "Oh my!" and quickly jumps back out and closes the door. I was horrified of course and did stop. Quickly pulled up my bathing suit and opened the door. She's standing out there and just says "I didn't see a thing" and she goes by me and gets a fresh towel and just goes back to her chair. So she was cool about it. As far as I know never said anything to my mother or anyone else. It was a little awkward for the next couple weeks but she didn't act any differently towards me. I'm sure it would have been a different story if she knew I was thinking of her while I was stroking.

 

When I was 14 my older sister, who was 20 caught me masturbating. I was lying on my bed, completely naked and she walked in just as I started cumming. She got to see shoot cum all over my chest and belly!! She smiled and turned and left without saying a word.

 

A female housemate whom I totally fancied caught me playing with my very tiny penis ( I had just started and it was still babysized flaccid)

 

When my friends' parents/siblings/brothers caught me/us

 

They all caught you at the same time or did each one catch you at different times??? You make it sound like the entire group walked in on you and they all saw you at the same time!!!

 

There were different occasions

 

I have never been caught. I've been seen, either because I was doing it in a common area or with my door open. Or quasi-interrupted with the other person knowing what I was doing and me giving them permission to come in if they are comfortable with it. But for some reason, I have unwittingly walked in on every member of my immediate family at least once. My mom was the absolute worst. She was doing it fully nude with her bedroom door wide open. I came over to look for my headphones or a notebook or something for work. Announced myself loudly multiple times as I walked into the house. But no one responded, so I walked upstairs and there she was. Getting her groove on. I already knew she masturbated and watched porn. I'd even seen her kind of lightly touch herself in her pants while watching TV on several occasions. But this was the first time I really saw it. To be perfectly honest, I was immediately overcome with this feeling of pride. Like, "Yeah, mom. Right on! You get yours!" I thought it was great that she still does that regularly at her age. But she... lost... her... shit! No exaggeration, she was so embarrassed she tried to make it my fault and berated me for coming home in the middle of the day, which I guess was some one-time only 24-hour special house rule of which I was not advised ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ It still bums me out to this day and I've always wanted to talk to her about it. But if that was her reaction, I got burned bad enough to know I ain't touching that stove again. I do agree with some of the other replies that the one or two times someone came into the room right as I started to ejaculate, it felt a little more awkward than the other gazillion times friends, family and roommates walked in while I was in the middle of a session and then eventually saw me ejaculate once I'd worked up to cumming. There's something about catching just the orgasm alone that makes you feel a little more vulnerable about it. But even then, I've never been embarrassed over it. On the other hand, until I was maybe 28 years old, every time I had a wet dream in front of other people I wanted to curl into a ball and die. And, of course, the one bodily thing I was unbearably uncomfortable with other people knowing about happened ALL... THE... FUCKING... TIME...!!! I looked it up last year and I really am abnormally prone to wet dreams for who knows what reason. I finally got over it and now I love having them in front of other people or while staying at other people's homes. Not like "Hahaha, I fucked up your guest bed." I just mean that after all those years of being so ashamed of it, the ability to wake up in the morning and tell a friend, "Hey, just letting you know as a courtesy that I had a wet dream last night. I'm happy to change the sheets before I leave" is so, I dunno... is freeing a weird way to put it? You get the point.

 

The first time I masturbated on a plane. The flight attendant walked up on me from behind. At least she didn't tell me to stop. Just to cover up.

 

Over the years I developed some kind of humiliation fetish. I really like it when I get caught naked and erect. I haven’t surprised anyone that didn’t want to see me, that would be completely wrong.

So it’s a warm summer night in California. I’m home from work I showered and since I’m home alone, girlfriend and her friends out dancing, I come downstairs naked.


I get a beer and walk to our postage stamp size yard hardly big enough for the bbq grill, table and four chairs out there.

I’m standing there feeling great about things. I’ve got a good job, great girlfriend and a sweet place to live, that we can afford. I hear keys in the front door, what?

It’s a straight shot from the door past the kitchen through the little dining room and through the living room to the sliding glass door. I freeze for a second and now it’s too late to make a run for it. I could have done a quick streak, the girls would giggle, oh well.

idiot that I was I thought maybe my girlfriend won’t notice. The sliding glass door is open, curtains waving in the light breeze. She parked next to my car. She knows I’m home.

So I’m standing there when she pops her head out and sees me naked with a beer and an erection. Suppose she’s gonna cover for me and pretend I’m not there? No.

She drags me inside where her friends, dressed to the nines for clubbing and dancing shriek and laugh, evidently the party isn’t over early for them like they thought.

In the moment I was really embarrassed, but it was fun. So they’re going to see me naked, that’s fine. Like my wife a few years later she liked to push my buttons and she seemed to know I wouldn’t say no if she made a kinky request.

Now it’s a fond memory

 

Unfortunately, I don't get unintended erections anymore. It's probably a cross between getting so used to being nude in front of others at my age and the meds I take that keep them at bay. I don't have ED. I just won't get it unless I'm in that mental space where sex is going to happen and stimulate myself for that purpose. But I say "unfortunately" because I did enjoy when I'd be nude with a friend for one asexual reason or another and get a boner in front of them and be like, "It's cool. I don't care. It's just what penises do," either by actually saying something like that or not addressing it at all and being so comfortable and apathetic about it, it made that point just as clearly. So, it's not dissimilar from your thing but a little more nuanced in that, I like not being embarrassed about something common wisdom says should be embarrassing.

 

I've been found out in the act of masturbating a few times, especially when I was younger. it usually involved friends or family, so it wasn't particularly embarrassing--maybe just a bit awkward. There was one time: It was the first apartment that I was living in by myself (no roommates, I could jack off to my heart's content!) and the manager walked in on me masturbating in my bedroom. It was the middle of the day; I wasn't at work for a reason I have forgotten, and so of course I started masturbating. I had been going at it for a while, edging my way to a big buildup. Just as I was getting into the short strokes my apartment manager--a lady of about 60--appeared in the door. She froze in surprise, eyes wide and staring at the nude masturbator in front of her; I in my own shock, I stopped stroking, but it was too late. My orgasm was happening and I started shooting my spunk into the air as she stood watching. It was quite a scene.

After what seemed to be a long time, she shook off her shock and started apologizing for the intrusion, saying she thought I was at work. She began to explain about checking something to do with the bathroom plumbing. Recovering her aplomb, she spoke casually, as if talking with a semen-spattered man was the most ordinary thing in the world. After she left, the whole experience of being seen cumming turned on my exhibitionist streak and I masturbated again.

After that episode, the manager and I would exchange knowing looks when we met around the building. It was kind of fun to have a shared secret like that.

 

Bathroom in school