I'm a butch in every sense. I recently met a woman who is femme, which btw she responded to my ad, that pretty much said, butch looking for femme. Well we recently met, and there is an attraction on my part. But she tells later, she's more into the femme. Am I missing something? Since then she text me all the time, sometimes all day while she's working. Not to mention, we text half the night. Advice please!!!
Show up in her front yard at 3am with a half empty bottle of whiskey in one hand, and a can of pepper spray in the other. Park your car in the middle of her yard and turn the stereo all the way up (music of your choosing, but I recommend some Slayer). When she comes to the window, climb up to the roof of your car in a drunken stupor and bellow, "WHAT'S IT GONNA TAKE?!? WHEN WILL YOU LOVE ME THE WAY I LOVE YOU??? DO I HAVE TO FUCKING MACE MYSELF?? WILL THAT DO IT??" then spray the pepper spray into your eyes. That should do it.
