You might be a stoner if...

True Stoners Don't Behave Like That, Methinks You Have Other

Issues....



Cheers Glen.

 

find out mid toke you gotta work in an hour

 

. . . watching a blind man with a seeing-eye-dog gives you the idea to hire a neighbor kid to be your remembering-last-thought-person who will follow you everywhere after a harvest to make sure that any conversations you find yourself involved in don't end prematurely due to a lack of recall ability on your part.

 

...you think cannabis is part of your paleo diet.

 

Isn't it? :biggrinjester:

 

. . . you find yourself asking your doctor if "Acute White Eye" is a condition for which medical marijuana can be prescribed.

 

and then upon realizing you didn't drive you can't recall who you came with......

 

when u have to make a bowl out of tin foil....yes i know...

 

when all your face muscles are aching and you can't remember how long you've been grinning incessantly or what was so funny in the first place.

 

lol you gotta tell me when you get that upgrade

You might be a stoner if... 4:20am is just as important as 4:20pm

 

IF your bic has ash marks on the bottom of it....

 

haha yeh man, im getting a new one tomorrow :spliff: :high: #shwaglife