How do you clean or keep your mess clean?

Discussion in 'Masturbation' started by dub_world, May 8, 2011.

  1. FireflyInTheDark

    FireflyInTheDark Sell-out with a Heart of Gold

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    It is incredibly moisturizing...
     
  2. golfer01

    golfer01 Member

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    Depends. Generally I squirt into a tissue when at the computer or a towel I keep by my bed for the purpose.
     
  3. barefootboy1030

    barefootboy1030 Member

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    I like shooting it on my friend
     
  4. nicholasgr

    nicholasgr Member

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    I agree that this is the best way to keep everything clean!!:):)
     
  5. nicholasgr

    nicholasgr Member

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    Even thought I use toilet paper most of the times.
     
  6. nakedboy

    nakedboy Member

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    I do not clean.
    if I have sex with a guy and we get ready then we play with each other's cum.
    and when we get ready in each other's mouth it is so delicious to after that. lovemaking
     
  7. radiant8

    radiant8 Guest

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    I don't know about you, but I just love the feeling of my cum shooting strongly out of my cock. It is soooo satisfying to feel and sometimes see it shooting out (if I'm not closing my eyes uncontrollably in ecstasy), so I just let it happen and enjoy it then clean up afterwards. Generally i catch it with my stomach then use toilet paper haha
     
  8. KingWilly

    KingWilly Member

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    Typically I'm prepared with some tissue and just as I'm about to explode I'll throw it on top or tuck it under my hand so I cum over it. Personally I don't like the feeling as much as I have to momentarily stop what I'm doing. So if it's a really intense session I'll not do anything, blast off and worry about the cleanup later. Funny thing is when you cum while sitting on a toilet, in which you just sit up a bit, aim in the bowl and let er go and have minimal cleanup.
     
  9. silk896

    silk896 Member

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    He, he.
    Another advantage of being a girl.
    No mess to clean up after a twiddle.
     
  10. no4skin

    no4skin Member

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    If I am in bed I let it squirt / ooze onto my belly and wipe it up after I finish with an old towel. If I am wanking at the PC standing up I like to squirt onto a photo of a woman (Fitter the better) then fold it up and stick it in the recycling. If it is with the wife I like to stand over her in the dark and let it land where it lands. Face, tits, belly, pussy wherever it lands but she doesn't see it coming so the first she knows is a hot splash.
     
  11. PineMan

    PineMan Senior Member

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    When I masturbate using my FleshLight, then I cum deep inside it - just as is my preference when having real sex. Then, when withdrawing all I need do is to dry off the lube. The semen remains in the FleshLight (in just the same way as it would in a real vagina).

    However, when I masturbate by hand alone, more often than not my semen simply runs down into the cup of skin formed by the thumb & index finger pressing against the penis. In this way it's no big deal to simply wipe it off.
     
  12. *MAMA*

    *MAMA* Perfectly Imperfect

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    I thought this was going to be a thread about house keeping...

    :leaving:
     
  13. AmericanTerrorist

    AmericanTerrorist Bliss

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    Ha.

    You didn't wonder why it was in the masturbation forum?
     
  14. *MAMA*

    *MAMA* Perfectly Imperfect

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    I'm on the app and didn't bother to look at what forum it was in. >.>
     
  15. AmericanTerrorist

    AmericanTerrorist Bliss

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    Yea, actually I do that quite often.
     
  16. PineMan

    PineMan Senior Member

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    Isn't it?
     
  17. virtualm

    virtualm Guest

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    I use latex gloves from work and veg. from kitchen. very self contained.
     
  18. Cubfaninky

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    If it has been a while and I'm alone I put a towel on the bed because I like to see how far I can shoot my load


    Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
     
  19. nz male

    nz male Senior Member

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    Sometime (when I'm home alone for a few hours) I'm going to lie on my back & ejaculate onto my stomach & let the cum go from a reasonably thick to thin consistency & not just wiping it off straight a few minutes after ejaculation. Then it will run off my skin gradually instead.
     
  20. KingWilly

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    One of the worst things can be when you get close and realize you have nothing to clean things up with, cause then what do you do???

    You can either stop, go get some tissue or something, but that's a bit of a mood breaker. Or you can just say fuck it, cum all over your hand and then you're scooting to the bathroom, while holding your junk, and trying not to spill a drop. Not that this has ever happened to me :rolleyes:
     

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