How can I be such an idiot? (Advice)

I'm scared as fuck..

 

douse your dick & nutsack in lighter fluid. Then light it and run. If that doesn't kill off the crabs, you're fucked.

 

Yesterday is the past

 

:rofl: :rofl:

Why the fuck run? To escape the fire safely attached to your nuts?

 

if it burns when you pee, that is not herpes..

maybe Gonnorreah, but I dont think you can get it that way..

Could be genital warts, lol..that comes later anyway..



Why are you kissing a hooker? you might as well sucked all the dicks she did..hope you learn a lesson from this..

 

My, my. And to think at one time oral $&* was considered sex. Silly me.
Do like your friends suggest: get tested, learn from it and stop worrying about it. Well...two out of three maybe.

- JKHolman

 

It's all fun and games until the hooker gives you gonnoherpasyphilaids.

 

The only cure...........





More cowbell

 

The extent some people go to when they need a little extra protein in their diet.... :afro:

 

Burning sensation could just be a bladder infection

 

Lol, the chance of getting herpes from a blowjob very small, and HIV even smaller. If it's burning when you pee you probably got chlamydia or a non specific bacterial infection, urethritis or whatever. Do your balls hurt? Go to the dr and get some doxycycline or a z pack.

What kind of hooker was this? Post up her ad I want to see.

To test for herpes it's a blood test and they look for the antibodies not the actual virus. It's like testing for HIV.

It also wouldn't be detectable this early

How do you people not know more about STDs and testing for them?

 

Most people don't stick their dicks in prostitutes without a condom, so they don't really need to know that much about it.

 

Indeed, which leads to the more intriguing question: how does dev knows so much about them :biggrin:

 

Seconded. Bitch better be hot!

 

hot as in HIV?..

 

I guess technically an uncovered blowjob is what you described, but that really sounds like rawdogging a prostitute. Which would be just stupid. I'm not saying the blowjob is smart but let's keep things in perspective here.

Because I'm sexually active.. and I like to get checked periodically so I don't unknowingly spread disease around. I thought that was pretty standard fare for people who have sex? Guess not.

But the reason I gave the advice to the op is I have had sex with prostitutes, including receiving unprotected oral. Haven't in awhile and don't plan to again (long story) but I do have experience with it.

Anyway to follow up on that, if your junk is burning and your balls hurt.. you need antibiotics. Go to a dr tell them what happened just be up front, they'll have you piss in a cup and give you some antibiotics. And it sounds like you shouldn't see hookers anymore, in all reality it's not worth the stress. And in 90 days go get checked for stuff like herpes and HIV just to calm your mind. But I can basically guarantee you didn't contract those from a blowjob.

 

Well I got my results back, tested negative on everything( at the private clinic they tested me for HIV
Chlamydia
gonorrhea
Syphilis (VDRL) and
hepatitis B) so I'm happy for that, I went to the doctor and told him about my burning sensation when I pee; I've been also feeling discomfort on my abdomen when I pee. He told me it's just bacteria, it's nothing after checking on me. It's been 10 days since the time I went to that escort, so normally if I had herpes I would see it by now. The doctor told me he doesn't see anything on my penis and I have no cold sores.

 

The escort girl is 20 years old, she told me she just broke up with her bf(that friday night I went there on January 3rd). Yes she was very good looking. I guess what pushed me to go see an escort is my lack of confidence. I don't know, I can talk to women, I'm funny from what people tell me and apparently I do have the looks from what my friends say. I assume the break up with my ex just made me do this.

 

Lol, totally bro, blame that hoe ex of yours on all of your future actions.

 

friends say a lot of shit. they mean well, but sometimes honesty would really be more helpful.


i'm not saying that you're not funny or good looking, just that friends telling you that you are doesn't mean that you are.