OMG! Shrinking Penis!

Discussion in 'Genitalia' started by JakeTheJock, Jan 7, 2014.

  1. JakeTheJock

    JakeTheJock Member

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    It is shocking how small my limp penis gets in this cold weather!
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  2. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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  3. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

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    I never check in the cold weather. Im afraid to let any more cold air in so i keep the pants buttoned.
     
  4. JakeTheJock

    JakeTheJock Member

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    Have you ever tried to piss outdoors during the winter?
    All you get to work with is a tiny little stub!
     
  5. happilyinlove

    happilyinlove with myself :p

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  6. Quiet Storm

    Quiet Storm Member

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    Maybe he needs a little sweater vest or little furry ear muffs....
     
  7. nz male

    nz male Senior Member

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    Yeah, the scrotum sure shrinks up as well & the testes feel very confined it looks like a mound below instead until they warm up again & sometimes they have gone back into the original area they were originally before puberty before they dropped.
     
  8. nz male

    nz male Senior Member

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    Yes, you can buy such things for keeping them warm - they are a bit like a small sock that slips over them. I think they are called willy warmers ?
     
  9. Reverand JC

    Reverand JC Willy Fuckin' Wonka

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    How about a cock sock with a pocket call it "Carry Under Wood".

    C/S,
    Rev J
     
  10. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

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    If anyone on this site knew such an item existed it would be nz male
     
  11. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    Apparently 70 Years Or So Ago They Were

    Called "Peta Heaters"...[​IMG]

    40 Years Ago A Friend Rented A Flat From An Elderly Couple And Found

    A Hand Knitted One Behind The Stove Embroiaded On It

    Was "Peta Heater"...[​IMG].



    Cheers Glen.
     
  12. Jo King

    Jo King wannabe

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    You should try peeing off a boat with freezing spray in the Bering Sea
     
  13. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

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    The worst case i ever had wasnt even too cold but for some reason it was shriveled up to nothing more than a nub and i had to take a piss test for a job. It aint easy peeing in a lil cup with no aiming capabilities. Had to stretch it a few times to get to the point where i could point it where i wanted.
     
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