The Prediction Game (2)

Alas no ... I have a personal mug which says "I'm the best". Nothing comical about that. And it's perfectly true ... it is indeed the best mug ever.


Needs to get out more

 

I am trying but it is just too cold out there.


Keeps a thesaurus by the computer.

 

But cant read much, needs new glasses..

Wants a drink and a smoke

 

Yeah- -I have a problem with the "wanting a smoke" thing- a drink,,?? well,it is Friday night

- M- Has been told more than once to "put the seat down"-
or
F- Has been told more than once "Man,can,t you parallel park??"

 

easy one, of course yes, I am male.
You thought something strange might happen today on this friday the 13th

 

It did not even cross my mind.


Loves pizza.

 

But only one particular type


Must clean that window

 

SOD the window-it's 'spare-ribs Saturday'!

really couldn't give a single shit about Syrian rebels fighting each other

 

"- -Cant we all get along"- - Honestly,,Im not caring a real helluva lot- -

Has been to NYCity_at least once (you can count the airports)

 

I went a couple times. That was enough for me.


Has been to Niagara Falls.

 

No.
Will take a bus today somewhere

 

No-No bus today--

Likes Beer more than mixed drinks==

 

True although I don't really drink all that much. Maybe a couple times a year.


Likes Mexican food.

 

Some,yes-chili,DEFINITELY.


can never find that elusive 'other sock'

 

Spot on! Do we know one another???

Will not admit to being a freemason

 

Sir,I assure you-this handshake is normal......to some.


Distrusts the microwave.

 

I don't even own one of those infernal contraptions.


Knows how many beans make five

(Oh no he doesn't!!)

 

Only knows you are full of beans.


Goes to church ever day but Sunday.

 

Ha ha ... nooooo. But I do go PAST a church pretty much every day.


Wouldn't know what a compline was if it bit him on the bum

 

Ah! A spot of "Omnes ergo in unum positi compleant" eh,BeachBum?
[without the toothmarks in me bum,thanks]


So,"Ex enuentes a completorio" will have no value either,ammirite??