Do you agree with the view expressed on FOX News---Is Jesus white?

Discussion in 'Christianity' started by Mountain Valley Wolf, Dec 13, 2013.

  1. Ukr-Cdn

    Ukr-Cdn Striving towards holiness

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  2. Mountain Valley Wolf

    Mountain Valley Wolf Senior Member

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    Good point Ukr-Cdn.

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  3. Karen_J

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    Genetically, where would he have gotten this dark skin from?
     
  4. eggsprog

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    who the fuck cares? if he was even real, he's dirt now.
     
  5. fraggle_rock

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    No, he was Korean.

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  6. Karen_J

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    Those who obsess on his appearance are completely missing the point.

    I don't personally think that Buddha was fat, but I don't make an issue out of it. His teachings on moderation don't sound like something that would come from someone who would let himself become obese.
     
  7. thedope

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    Freaks all look alike.
     
  8. Ukr-Cdn

    Ukr-Cdn Striving towards holiness

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    The genetics of Christ are something that has been discussed in theological schools, but I am not familiar with much of the discussion myself.

    1) Mary, it could be argued, contributed an X gene herself, with the Holy Spirit creating a new Y gene for Christ.

    2) God could have spoken completely new DNA into existence independent of the Blessed Virgin Mary.
     
  9. Mothman

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    Yeezus was black.
     
  10. Mountain Valley Wolf

    Mountain Valley Wolf Senior Member

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    You are right on that. But studies have shown that Christ was clearly of semitic stock----which would make sense because Mary was not a Roman, nor was she a Greek. She was a Jew and we know this because:

    In that one book in the Bible when it says that Jesus, as a young man, was walking along the beach with his best hat ready to go to the temple. Suddenly a big wave came and picked him up and pulled him into the ocean. Mary looked up at the heavens and said, God, I thought he was your son, you're going to kill him now?!

    Suddenly a wave rushed back and threw Jesus back onto the beach. Mother Mary raised her hands and looked up to the sky and said, 'He had a hat, too!'

    ------Ok I made that up. Well, not exactly, I borrowed part of it from a Jewish joke you may recognize...

    But truthfully, Mary was Jewish and spoke Aramaic, and was therefore from one of the tribes of Canaan. He was not white, but he was not black either. The academic conclusion is that today he would probably be singled out---profiled----as a terrorist if he traveled by plane.


    Fraggle Rock---

    Shhhhhhhhh... No one is supposed to know that until the year 2020!
     
  11. Okiefreak

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    What do you mean by "white"? He was a Mediterranean Jew, and as such probably had olive skin. Jeffrey Hunter he was not.
     
  12. Mountain Valley Wolf

    Mountain Valley Wolf Senior Member

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    Yeah Okie---check the post I posted right before yours---I prove he is Jewish by what Mary said...
     
  13. Irminsul

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    Jesus was black. MARRFUCKERS!
     
  14. Quiet Storm

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    The bible says that Jesus was a jew. Where he was from, the jews had an olive skin color.
    Frankly, I don't care what skin color he had - as long as he saves me!
     
  15. Ol' Zeus

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    Was it a green olive or a black olive?
     
  16. Mountain Valley Wolf

    Mountain Valley Wolf Senior Member

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    Why is it that I want to end your post with an unwritten, "...my little chickadee..." (while chomping a cigar)?
     
  17. He had gray skin as a result of being a gray alien's in vitro hybrid baby.
     
  18. storch

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    Yes! I didn't want to be the one to have to say it. Thank you.
     
  19. Ol' Zeus

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    Or how about "Get out of here kid, you bother me." Gotta love WC :2thumbsup:
     
  20. Mountain Valley Wolf

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    Yes, he was great----but now you are forever trapped in keeping that avatar so that people will always get the reference :wink:
     

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