What are you masturbating over RIGHT now

Okay, not sure if this has already been done before, but the idea of this thread is to tell us (in detail!) what it is that has posessed you to masturbate right at this moment.

Personally, I find that when I tell somebody else or discuss what it is that I'm fantasizing about, it feels EVEN BETTER.

So what are you masturbating over?
Feel free to post links to pictures/videos online, if that's what you're looking at.
Alternatively, describe in detail the event or fantasy that you are currently masturbating over. (It would be a good idea to never use real names if you are telling us about people you know... for celebrities however, definitely share!)

And of course it's very possible that you are masturbating over more than one thing or more than one thought... feel free to write as much as you desire.

So here's mine:

• I bought a newspaper today and on the front of it happened to be a picture of Britney Spears, taken when they were shooting her new video clip. I fucking hate Britney Spears, but I couldn't deny the fact that I enjoyed looking at the pictures - you can basically see half her bum.
• The scene in Not Another Teen Movie where she gets caught masturbating. It's hilarious but I find it fucking hot as well, haha.

 

watching some vids of asian sluts being roughly fucked and really not enjoying it, and upskirt pics of hot young sluts.

 

Have not started yet, but reading these posts always get me going

 

Do many people masturbate whilst on Hip Forums? lol

 

Never!

 

I rock it out thinking of girls rocking it out at the same pace as me at the same time around the world.
And, I jerk it thinking about fitting a girls clit in my thumb and fore finger.

 

Not so often whist actually ON them, rather than using them to become aroused on a slow, gradual basis. Then, once I've finished with the forums, I'll usually move onto the Porn sites.

 

chick sitting on guys face wanking him as he licks her pussy and thinking of Britney spears doing the same to me

 

I always walk around my house naked whenever it's just me and my adult cousin at my house, because she hardly leaves her room, plus I'd already accidentally seen her naked by accident more times than I could count on one hand and I honestly like the rush of feeling like I can get caught, although it hadn't happened yet. So last night, before I showered, I went downstairs to put my laundry in the washer. Her bedroom is right over our washroom. Right after I finished loading the washer, I heard her getting out of her bed. I had left the shower running and the door open, so I thought I could just shoot back up before she came out. Halfway up the stairs I decided to pause and see of she was really going to come out, then a few seconds later I decided I would just go for it. So I run up the stairs, and she opened her door as soon as I reached the top step. I didn't stand around or wait as I was more embarrassed than I want to admit. She saw me, fully naked. I haven't seen her today, but I want something like that to happen again to see where it goes. That is what I'm masturbating to.

 

Nothing right now (obviously). So porn of course and I do switch it up a bit but in priority order:

Anal - By far what I dig the most and gets me off the most (OMG Krystal Boyd!!!)
Facial or in mouth cumshots
A good blowjob with finish
A good "realistic" romantic sex clip like X-art or Nubile clips

 

Sometimes I do masturbate while reading posts here. Especially while reading the stories. I but mostly I masturbate while thinking of my gf. Thinking of sandwich her. Her eyesalways turn around when we do that..

 

I've dressed up in a satin nightgown and now I'm about to find a megatit whore on Livejasmin and jerk off to her moaning.

 

HELL yes!!!!