Aha!

as a few of you know booger (the hamster ) he's stuffing literally half his cage worth of wood shavings in his cheeks i cant believe how much he has in there i dont know what the hell hes doing with it either

 

I'm tired. Maybe he's going to make a buttplug.

 

hes not a pervert

 

how do you know...

 

one time my hamster shat in the middle of the floor so my dad fed it to the snake

 

Someone put hamster shattings in my mouth once... attempted to

 

did you try to make a butt plug out of them?

 

I don't think I'd want them in my ass.

 

oh how teribble!

 

I wonder what snake would taste like I'm not gonna eat it... but, I wonder.

 

Snake would probably taste like chicken.
In Peru they eat guinea-pigs as their main source of meat.
In that case they stuff the guinea pigs full of hickory shavings to
get that smoked meat taste. Maybe the hamster is playing guinea-pig.

it's a phase.
he'll grow out of it.

 

i miss my hamster. Ted. E. Bear.
my cat used to sit on top of his cage and lick his lips constantly while Ted would shiver in the corner. he only lived a year and died from heart failure