Insult the poster above

can only lick one side of her mouth!

 

Ahhh butt!....

Can only stab himself in the back! Cos his heads on back to front! Lol

 

tried to eat herself out once and passed out from the smell. Took her weeks to figure out it was actually her husband making fish and chips

 

Ha! Gave him self head, and his back went, now he is in line for an award for giving himself head so much...if only people realised, its stuck! Lol

 

Morrow's so spiritual. Every night at bedtime she prays....
that they serve beer & crack in hell to keep her company. :angelsad2:

 

Oxy was so short of oxygen, she reverted to farting in a bottle and using it as a top up!

 

Takes the 9 volts out of her vibrator and sucks on them to finish her orgasm

 

is'nt welcome in the bronx

 

Wears bobos but dosnt know what they are so dosnt realize only clueless people would be caught dead in them.

 

Wears ladies briefs under his trousers

 

Ate Sonic and liked it.

 

Eats hay for breakfast, then craps on the floor

 

Is so poor she shares an email address with her mom.


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Is so fat, when she sits down, she sits next to EVERY body!

 

Bought a box of portabello mushrooms ate them and waited in her room for the lamp to start talking to her.

 

Can't remember the last time he rock and rolled....;-)

 

likes it when he gets to pet the pretty animals just a bit too much

 

Someone keeps petting him.

 

someone keeps patting her

 

Hey man act your age!.......senile. ..better yet, play dead.