How can I smoke this weekend?

Hi. This weekend, I am going to a summer cottage with some people. The thing is, they wont bring internet with them and that will be pretty boring. I can of course use my phone but how easy is that to write on a small device? Anyway.

This is actually a couple. The woman is actually very hip and she still has the flower power thing in which is awesome. But by some reason, she is against "da magic herb" and she told me I am not welcome there anymore if I smoke there. Since I am there as she works with people who needs to get away from home sometimes, she has to follow the rules. Her husband will also be there. He gets up really early very morning. 6:00 in the morning.

They almost never leave the cottage due to stupid things I did alone in the past (not with drugs) . I first thought that I could smoke in the night, but I am very afraid of the dark. Sunrise I could, but that is extremely risky due to her husbands morning routines.
Any idea when I can smoke there? I thought of bring me paper and pen, write and draw while high in the autumn.

The smell is also an issue. This woman did weed as young and probably recognize the smell. I need ideas how and when to smoke. And where?! How can I hide the smell also? Order a oriental food with curry to hide the smell?

Thanks for your help.

 

go for a walk

 

when I was camping with my sister this summer and my mom spent the night I would take my camera and go for a walk and pretend like I was getting pics of the moon I would say I'm going for a walk and then walk around the corner pull the bowl out and take a few decent hits then walk back and start snapping pics of the moon so she would think that's what I was doing the whole time. now the smell I would blow it away from me so I wouldn't be reeking.

 

She wont let me away like that.. and there are also other houses there + a wood with bears (I am afraid of them too). How can I make her husband wake up later?
I think of maybe talk to him very late so he will go to bed late and wake up late. I also fear they will notice my red eyes, how i laugh and talk. There is no reason to lie, they know what I did if they see me like that.

 

don't smoke....go to the grocery store and buy cookie dough....mix up a couple cookies with weed and get high with a weed cookie....

 

Ok. So when will the effect kick in if I do weed cookies? A joint takes 4 minutes for me to feel the effect

 

invite jason voorhees over to chop them up ..

 

Haha. Thanks for the tip, will do that:angel:

 

20 minutes...

 

on an empty stomach i usually feel cookies in the first half hour, longer if i have food in my stomach.

but seriously, you could always just respect the wishes of the people who are nice enough to bring you to their cottage, and get stoned when you get home.

 

They are really not ncie enough, it is their work, they get paid for me being there. Anyway. The place is ideal. The nature to write about/paint.

 

so are you going there for behavioral issues? sounds kinda like you are getting sent there...

if that's the case, maybe you should re-evaluate?


and quit being such a pussy. you're afraid of the dark? and afraid of smoking a bowl in the woods because of bears? i doubt a bear is gonna approach you as long as you don't have food.

 

It's very difficult to get over a fear. I think the most easy is to get this husband to stay up very late to then wake up later the next morning.
That is pretty much gonna solve the problem. My idea is to get him drunk late without him noticing that I got an idea behind it.

 

do you have a legitimate medical issue?

you sound like you just wanna get high. can't you go a weekend without getting stoned? try enjoying life without marijuana. it's not that bad.

 

I think this thread got in the wrong forum section.

 

Anyway, I solved it. I asked if I could turn on the lights. So I will soon go out and smoke a joint.

 

did you ever get to smoke? how did it turn out?

 

Best Luck Marifana - try to get blasted where no one can see you and if they smell anything tell them you think you saw a skunk running through the woods..............

If You're an adult try to find a place to do Your Thing with out hassle from anyone.............

Enjoy and best Luck from a fellow stoner................

:sunny:

 

bring a pipe, and a bag of weed, and when they leave blaze up.