What is the most insane place that you´ve masturbated?

When I was in school, I use to let boys finger me in class, almost got caught a few times.

 

Details, Babe! Where in the school? Standing up? Did you ever orgasm when they did that?

 

My car outside the airport, into my ladies mouth.

 

Other people's chairs after 2nd shift is long gone. Its great to shoot a load on someone else's desk, knowing they'll be there the next day, especially with pictures of their daughters just in front of me.

I've also done it at a park, standing behind the cement on the parking deck and watching the few joggers at 6am run past.

I always thought it was fun to have an orgasm while talking to someone on the phone, even if it's just a service tech or customer service gal.

 

I guess the most insane place I've gotten myself off at was the mental ward on Ft. Hood lol ;-)

 

holly shit I love you (not really but eh, maybe later)
I'd say a construction site, got there really early alone and had some time to kill

 

On the beach infront of my girl

 

Lol thanks ;-)

 

In the bathroom at the gym.

 

Many years ago before I married my wife. I was going out with an Irish girl. We were on a train coming back from Southend we were at the back of the coach. we started kissing. I got an erection she unzipped me and gave me the most amazing blowjob/handjob. there were people sitting less than three feet away. when I came It went everywhere.

 

in jail. no one knew.

 

work bathroom stall

 

that's my habit too..

especially in sauna room

 

Diving in the car, lol.

 

In the locker room.

 

In class my freshman year of high school while we were watching a movie. I was just stroking it through my jeans and had every intention of stopping before I came but the more I did it the hornier I got and just couldnt stop. It was intense cumming with classmates all around that had no idea I just filled my underwear with cum.

 

someone took my underwear and i think he masturbated on it cos when i found it in his bed it had silvery lines. that's sperm after it dries up, correct? silver? anyway, what age do most people start doing it?

 

In the middle of class. It was dead silent and I couldn't let myself come or people would definitely hear, or at least see my hips bucking. I hand my hand down my pants and hidden under my hoodie while I looked at porn on my phone hidden behind my world history textbook.

 

Where I live we have a long and winding lake surrounded by green hills and a fair sprinkling of rural housing subdivisions and vacation homes. One day sailing back from an overnight anchorage up the lake I decided to sail nude. Since the hills around the lake are higher then the water level, it does not feel completely private down on the lake, but semi private, its only the distance to shore that gives you any privacy. So even though I was technically out in public, I figured that if anyone wanted to watch me with their binoculars that was not something I needed to worry about. But I admit it felt arousing to be out on public in broad daylight naked on the lake.

It was a beautiful day, the sun was shining hot on my skin as well as the warm breeze blowing and feeling so sensual. I oiled myself up with a bottle of what I think was Hawaiian Tropic with coconut oil someone had left on my boat from a party a few weeks earlier. I had never used it before but oiled my body all over, and pleasantly discovered that I liked the scent and feel of it, and it made my most sensitive skin tingle. I oiled my balls and cock well not wanting those sensitive private parts to burn. The tingling sensation was pleasant and arousing. I soon had an enormous erection without doing much but leaning back, steering the boat with one hand and enjoying the caress of the sun and wind on my body as the boat made its way down a long section of the lake. Sailing it self can be a very sensuous experience, the wind and water, the boat gliding effortlessly across the waves, the sound of the water lapping against the hull. It was a beautiful day to be alive, and I felt even more alive being so aroused. Steering with one hand on the tiller, I lay back on the side seat, leaning back into some boat cushions and dribbled more of that coconut oil lotion on my swollen cock. Stroking myself slowly, I enjoyed teasing and edging myself as long as possible until I finally let myself cum, stroking harder and faster, spurting cum on the tiller, my belly and the cock pit. Fortunately I have a cockpit rinse hose installed so its easy to clean up any spills, just spray and rinse.

It felt so great cumming there in broad daylight, under the blue sky and hot yellow sun, out in what was essentially a public area, enjoying all of the amazingly sensuous experiences of the water and wind and sailing to its fullest. It felt great to be alive. What a shame that we so often feel like we have to hide behind closed doors when we have sex and can't just enjoy the fullness of being out in nature.

 

Iraq..