Toilet paper wastes a lot of paper..

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  1. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    Masturbating wastes a lot of semen. Can you just imagine all the little Pressed Rat's that could be running around?
     
  2. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    lol This post made me smile.
     
  3. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    I Am Truly Lost For Words...[​IMG]



    Cheers Glen.
     
  4. NoxiousGas

    NoxiousGas Old Fart

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    :eek:
     
  5. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    haha Not to mention all of the toilet paper and/or facial tissue that is used in discarding excreted semen(lol staying on topic).
     
  6. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    Exactly!!
     
  7. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    Spoken For Truth. In My Opinion One Pressed Rat Is One Too Many...[​IMG]



    Cheers Glen.
     
  8. bird_migration

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    Do as the Indians do then and wipe with your hand.
     
  9. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    I'd rather waste a little paper than be smelly and have an itchy butthole.
     
  10. Heat

    Heat Smile, it's contagious! :) Lifetime Supporter

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    What happened to the good old days when newsprint was good enough? :)

    *note to self* Only use after everyone has finished reading it.
     
  11. Manservant Hecubus

    Manservant Hecubus Master of Funk and Evil

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    When I was at the peak of my fiber/diet awareness, my shits didn't leave anything on the TP. I could do a two-square shit.

    So cut down on your TP usage by eating more fiber!
     
  12. Fairlight

    Fairlight Banned

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    Exactly.High fibre diet is great for shitting.
     
  13. Kinky Ramona

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    "Oh, you wanted to read the comic strips? Well I think there's still a bit of Snoopy on my left cheek, would you like to see?"
     
  14. Mike Suicide

    Mike Suicide Sweet and Tender Hooligan

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    Don't squeeze the funny pages.
     
  15. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    in japan there is a company that makes a toilet what washes your ass with warm water so you don't have to waste paper at all. can't say as i've ever seen or tried one, other then pictures of it and adds for them. if i could remember a link i'd post it. i'm sure it can be found if anyone cares to look.
     
  16. RainyDayHype

    RainyDayHype flower power Lifetime Supporter

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    I'm interested.
     
  17. Mike Suicide

    Mike Suicide Sweet and Tender Hooligan

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    But wouldn't you need paper to dry yourself off?
     
  18. Maelstrom

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    Everyone should just own a bidet..
     
  19. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    nope. you know those hand dryers that blow hot air (kind of like politicians but not) its got that built in too.
     
  20. Gyro Gearloose

    Gyro Gearloose Senior Member

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    Goood morning,

    today everything is on the internet, no newspapers anymore. Now you know what the internet is intended for ;).

    Regards
    Gyro
     
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