New Sign

I think I'll make a new sign to hang beside my door...

I already have one that says "Warning - Pit Bull Inside!"


The new sign is going to read:

"If you don't have a key to this house,

Keep your ass off my porch!"

I'm going to put it right beside the steps.


I hate solicitations invading my privacy.

 

I like this one:

 

I want one that mimics the rear view mirror warnings on cars. It will say-"I'm actually much better looking than I appear to be".

 

MeThinks I'd like:-

"Welcome to one, and come on in to all"
"Once you are in, no matter how loud you call"
"You'll be here for ages, I'll keep you amused"
"With my whips and my chains, if you like being abused"

= Hang on, I think heard a knock on my door

 

I'm planning on making lots of signs to put out there...it'll be kind of fun.

 

"Religious solicitors will be subjected to ritual sacrifice in the name of Satan."

 

All of these are great!

What else?

 

if you dont have an arrest warrant, you have no business here..

if you have an arrest warrant, remember Ruby Ridge..

 

How about "have you heard about Jesus?" That would make me think twice about knocking on your door.

 

Back in the day when we lived in SF on the border of the Haight/Fillmore we had two very large irish setters who loved to answer the door uproariously and we had a sign that said simply "Come on in dog food's expensive."

 

Oh hell yah I love walking into business places like bars and shit.. Its how I escape! haha mabey its a little bit too illegal, but yehh at least I haven't walked into too many homes that would be so funny itd be illegal.. Oh don't try this at home kids you will get shot, refer to other posts above me..