31 and have not eaten pussy!

You haven't missed much. It's for screwing actually! Have you done that?

 

you are missing a HUGE part of sexuality and intimacy. what is a 'gimp' and why would you feel like one?

 

To be honest, I don't suck cooks. Unless he's made me a fabulous meal. Then I might just give it a go, thanks to the chef and all that.

Now on the slight chance you meant cock, well that's a different answer. I personally don't "love" sucking cock in general.....there have only been two men in my life where I actually loved it....one is my current partner and I do love sucking his....I love everything about his, but that's because he and I have amazing chemistry and he gives good oral in return....he can't get enough of it.....and honestly if I were not getting oral, I would be way less inclined to give oral in return.

 

A gimp is obviously someone who hasn't "eaten pussy". What is the term you have for someone who hasn't placed their penis in a vagina like they are supposed to? A "Virgimp" perhaps?

 

So I am to take it that the short order guys at the Waffle House are going to be disappointed (In my best "Oliver" voice)?

 

Depends....what kinda waffles we talking about?? Really good ones with fruit and whipped cream on them? I'll have to consider.

 

Seriously oral sex is given for the pleasure of the OTHER partner ( the receiver). I am a straight guy and I'd whole lot rather screw Lindsay's brains out than eat her pussy! Just sayin'

 

Yes

 

Well IMO concentrate on that!

 

Fair comment , but if you love doing it surly it wouldn't matter if he did it to you or not - ?

 

Because her sucking his dick doesnt get her off!! Sheesh!!

 

Spastic Virginia was a typing error! My phone is always changing my tex!
A gimp is is a male person dominated for sex, there nomally seen in black leather suits with a gob stopper in there mouth.. Tied in a basement somewhere!

I'm no gimp, I'm jus a bit too proud to eat pussy

 

No need to answer for her boldy

 

Well ask yourself this : If say.....Halle Berry was standing there with her coochie dripping in front of you....would you still be too proud? Or say...Beyonce?

 

Oh okay....LMFAO!!!

 

Too proud to eat pussy??? WTH???? That's the saddest most gimpiest thing I've ever read.

 

A Proud Non Pussy Eating Protester!:2thumbsup:

 

Nothing lik having a woman gasping and moaning on the tip of your tongue

 

Yeah really? How is that gimpiest?? Like you said you don't general like sucking cocks so I guess I haven't found the right women to lick out!!