Things That Annoy You

Look for solutions not ignore the existing problems.

 

sitting on a wet seat

 

i hate when my underwear crawls up my butt crack

 

nobody likes wedgies

 

so much negativity ib the world

 

loop logic

 

those guys that hangout in the men room handing you towels and try to sell you cologne and bubble gum.

 

People who talk to much.

 

who is much and why don't you like people talking to him?

 

He's the bartender....and I'm thirsty, dammit!

 

germinating 25-30 seeds only to watch them ALL eventually shrivel or fold over

 

yeah, that is pretty annoying. same thing seems to happen a lot with convenience store clerks. go ahead and talk to your buddy, but get the fuck out from in front of the counter so the ten people behind you can buy their shit already!

 

when a guy is really hot but that dick is just too damn small like what the hell am i supposed to do with a lil dick i dunno read it a bead time story cause i am not putting it in me and i don't do hand stuff.

 

humans.

 

There isn't a single human who doesn't annoy you?
Not even Justin Bieber?

 

well i'm NOT going to say especially justin whoever he is.
its more like, everything that doesn't annoy me isn't a human, let me put it that way.
ghosts don't annoy me.
cats don't annoy me. well maybe a little. sometimes.
dogs don't annoy me. their owners sometimes do.
wild animals and nautral vegitation don't annoy me.
minerals don't annoy me.
most mechanical objects don't annoy me. other then cars, and that's mostly because of humans insisting o each of them having to drive one all the time.
the sky doesn't annoy me. the rivers, lakes and oceans don't annoy me.
the gods and kamis and little spirit creatures and elves and unicorns and dragons don't annoy me.
funny looking people who live on other planets don't annoy me.

nope. only humans.

 

Humans or human behaviour?

 

well obviously, if a human were an inanimate object they wouldn't annoy me at all.

unless it were alive. and breathing.

 

So why do animals not annoy you then, they are also alive and breathing.
Plants too. And even minerals. And furry people from other planets too most likely.

 

ah, but you see, none of them are pretending to be more special then the rest of the universe. or at least i haven't seen them doing so.