That is some funny shit! I love it! As a Personal Trainer, I'm almost compelled to share this with some of my clients. <giggle>
If only gyms existed where there were women and men who worked there that allowed sex to be part of an exercise routine. (knowing what kind of job they'd be doing, and doing so willingly) The Obesity crisis would be solved, everyone would go to the gym.
Donkey Punch + False Orgasm + Your Spouse Knocking at the Door = 6748 calories 6748 calories = 8 lbs. of chicken Yaahhh!!
I spent a few times at a fitness centre after suffering from some health problems & were trying to get my fitness back up. I spent most of my time watching the woman there in their skimpy clothing doing their fitness routines. I think my eyes got my exercise than me lol.