How many flowers?

Yesterday, we had a beautiful night.
After intense love making, I decorated my wife with flowers
I had a basketful of lilies and

One third- I put on her legs
One fifth- I put on her hands
It took me one sixth of total flowers to decorate her breasts
With one forth, I decorated her face
And balance 6 flowers- I planted on her head

Now how many lilies I had, in that basket?

 

That's too hard.

Do you write words problems for people's math exams?

 

Correct answer: None in the basket. You used them all up on your woman.

And, if the love-making was intense, you two should have been in sleepy-bye afterwards, not messing with flowers.

 

Haha... you know I kept looking at the question to see if it was a trick ques and totally missed that. (I was looking at hmm... he asked how many lilies in the basket, did he mention a diff flower at the beginning, etc).

 

lol, porno math

120


imagine kids getting taught with this shit.

Jill gave 300 blowjobs at a party, and gave each guy at the party an equal number...

 

its not a trick question

dude started with 120 flowers

i checked my math..took me 2 minutes longer

 

Putting flowers on a babe is...

NOT PORNOGRAPHY

 

that assumes that we started at the same time.

I didn't need to

 

Adam and Eve only had some maple leaves so yeah. Not pornography

 

No! Fig leaves...

 

That is fucking gay... shut the fuck up.

 

Seriously. Don't make me fucking think after you just talked about planting anything in a pussy.

 

Theres nothing in there that says the flowers were lillies.

So answer is 0

That is, if the flowers were daffodils and lillies uncapitalized personal pronoun for a bunch of chics, all of whom have the first name Lilly

 

No! Fig leaves AND porno!

 

he's planting flowers in her pussy bro

 

My culture teaches me 1 not to hurt anyone 2 To keep my mind clean.
I regret, if I have hurt your feelings.
Have tried to correct my original post.
Hope, Its OK.

Can we move on now?

 

i tried brother....seems some peoples definition of porn is quite wide

 

is that what you call your semen?

 

Personally, I prefer purple freesia.

 

this thread is really weird.